Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]

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GoldNeptune: this is the face I make when I'm flirting. Even though I'm really crap at pick up lines.
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KellerKevin17: is ur face McDonald's cause I'm lovin' it.

GoldNeptune: @KellerKevin17 I took note of that one,

FerrisJ863: Roses r red, my face is too, that only happens when I am around you,

GoldNeptune: @FerrisJ863 I'm giggling.

BettyCooper: baby you make my palms sweaty, knees weak and arms spaghetti,

GoldNeptune: @BettyCooper I'm so gonna use that one,

AndrewsArchie: are you from Japan? Because I'm trying to get in Japanties,

GoldNeptune: @AndrewsArchie funniest one so far I can't stop laughing.

JupiterMerigold: you know what's beautiful? Read the first word.

GoldNeptune: @JupiterMerigold can you smell that? It's cheese.

RonnieLodge: damn girl, is ur name wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

GoldNeptune: RonnieLodge is this the one you used in Betty?

JugheadJ111: do you have a name or can I call you mine?

GoldNeptune: @JugheadJ111 wins.

BettyCooper: @RonnieLodge @KellerKevin17 how is that ship name coming along guys?

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Jughead:
What are you doing?

Neptune:
I'm trying to get my sister to iron my uniform,

Jughead:
Uniform for work? U have a job?

Neptune:
Hahahahahaha
I had a job but I got fired because I was too lazy

Jughead:
What uniform?

Neptune:
My school uniform silly,

Jughead:
You wear uniform to school?

Neptune:
Yup, unfortunately

Jughead:
U don't go to a public school?

Neptune:
Nope, unfortunately
Dw I'm not a snob or anything

Jughead:
I never thought you were a snob.

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