Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]

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Neptune:
Do u have any siblings?

Jughead:
I have a sister called Jellybean

Neptune:
Now that would have been an epic name if the 'Jones' didn't ruin it.

Jughead:
What's ur beef with my last name?

Neptune:
It's boring.
Anywho how old is she?

Jughead:
She's ten,

Neptune:
So smol. R u guys close?

Jughead:
You could say that,

Neptune:
Aw.
Wanna see a picture of Mercury?

Jughead:
seND A PICTURE RN

Neptune:

Jughead:
That is
The cutest thing I've ever seen in my life

Neptune:
Ouch,

Jughead:
After u of course

Neptune:
R u flirting with me JugBug, u beautiful turd?
My heart belongs to mercury
He's so cute I'm gonna die,

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RonnieLodge: @BettyCooper we did it. We made cheerleading for the gays™

GoldNeptune: yoU GUYS ARE CHEERLEADERS?! @RonnieLodge @BettyCooper

GoldNeptune: you guys don't seem like bitches

BettyCooper: because we aren't! @GoldNeptune

BettyCooper: @GoldNeptune we are not the stereotype, my friend

RonnieLodge: @BettyCooper is right, @GoldNeptune

GoldNeptune: Riverdale seems like fun, I wish I lived there,

CherylBombshell: I'm proud to say I am a bitch and a cheerleader @GoldNeptune

GoldNeptune: @CherylBombshell that's great? Be proud dude.

CherylBombshell: @RonnieLodge is this Jughead's girlfriend?

RonnieLodge: @CherylBombshell it is.

JugheadJ111: @CherylBombshell @RonnieLodge Neptune is not my gf!!!