Neptune. [ Jughead Jones AU]

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GoldNeptune: It's Monday Morning, and your mcm puts milk before cereal....
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FerrisJ863: yeah well, your mcm lives in a made up town called Riverdale.

RonnieLodge: Neptune, you have been exposed™

GoldNeptune: Did you just expose me on Instagram? U cockroach @FerrisJ863

FerrisJ863: oops?

AndrewsArchie: aren't you supposed to put milk first?

GoldNeptune: @AndrewsArchie do you put your shoes on first then your socks?

JugheadJ111: @FerrisJ863 Riverdale is a real town, it's located next to greendale. Google it,

GoldNeptune: idk Jugs, Riverdale does sound made up @JugheadJ111

KellerKevin17: I'm sorry not everyone can live in a super exciting city like New Orleans,

FerrisJ863: look even @JugheadJ111 knows that he's your mcm

GoldNeptune: @FerrisJ863 I'm gonna kick ur ass

FerrisJ863: Good luck doing that with a cast on your leg.

JugheadJ111: What is going on?

GoldNeptune: @FerrisJ863 and Jughead isn't my mcm @KellerKevin is,

KellerKevin: haha hear that Jugs? @JugheadJ111

JugheadJ111: :(
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Neptune:
Hey

U

Jugs

Jugbug

Jugaboo

Jughead:
Neptune

Neptune:
Guess what?

Jughead:
You did an online test and found out your 56% robot?

Neptune:
Huh?

Jughead:
Seems like something you would do,

Neptune:
Y r u so correct? I'm going to google that right after I tell you something

Jughead:
Tell me something

Neptune:
It's been a whole month since I first texted u

Jughead:
Time flies

Neptune:
I'm happy I accidentally texted the wrong number.

Jughead:
I'm happy you accidentally texted the wrong number.
Seen 11:00am

Neptune:
I'm 30% robot
Just in case you wanted to know
Seen 12:30pm