Dawn of Legends

Rap Battle #1 : Harley Vs Lancelot

HELLO EVERYBODY!
WE ARE HERE FOR A RAP BATTLE BETWEEN THE MOST HANDSOME CHARACTERS IN THE GAME!
IT IS UP TO YOU WHO DECIDES WHO WIN THIS BATTLE!

WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR...
LET'S US BEGIN!

Harley:
Best believe, the most handsome one is here!
As I don't have long hair and look like a queer.
Where did you get those clothes from? The women's clothes section?
Heck, maybe your gender is also in a weird dissection.
I can't really tell if your running to be the most handsome one,
cuz' if you are in a beauty pagent, you'll be number one!
As if your sword cannot touch me properly,
As I shall appear and burn you..majestically!

Lancelot:
Ah.. is that a pretty boy right here?
All I can see is a kid with a deep voice I hear!
Probably have some problems with your height,
As whatever it is, it gives me such delight.
I shall grab my sword, and cut you in three!
And send it to another dimension, be seperated from Lesley!
So best believe, I am the most handsome one of all.
Cuz' surely enough I can one vs one you, which I shall.

Harley:
Huh, is that the best rhymes you got?
It's like you fighting five people that you always get caught.
Remember the time that you were drunk and got beat up?
Well listen here, Noodles, I'mma keep this beat up!
Don't think I am small that my power can't tremble.
A guy like you that I can easily disassemble.
With my decks of cards, I throw at you and it hits.
Probably you'll cry when one your hair strands splits.
If it still doesn't stick to you that I am the best,
Well then, I'll knock you out so you can get your beauty rest!

Lancelot:
Listen here boy, I am a royal swordsman.
I serve royalty while your stuck in a school, man.
You may say that you are blessed child,
But your face needs to be more mild.
Heck, you call me a beauty but your other skin is ugly.
May you just stay that way cuz' you are always naughty!
Top hat yet ain't the topest tat.
You think you are the one who can knock me out?
Well, best believe boy, let my sword cut you till you shout
For mercy and beg that I will stop the bout.
To be clear, I have a girlfriend.
So don't talk as if you ain't a queer yourself with your boyfriend.

*Suddenly, Cyclops appears from the middle of them*

Cyclops:
Ha. Have you seen someone with one eye,
That will dispatch you in close of a bullseye,
With my Planet's attack that will deduce you down, oh my!
Sorry Harley but I am the handsome one!
Probably stung your pride there, but hey, atleast I didn't shun anyone.
I know that hidden between your mind is talent.
But please, I am the best mage around, even if your efforts are gallant.
Now Lancelot, I believe that you need your mask,
So you can hide your face cuz' your uglier than Zhask!
Better run to your girlfriend Odette.
But oh wait, don't run, just accept your death.
I am small, but I am terrible.
I am a sadist but I am still bearable.
Unlike you two egosistic maniacs, my skills are always killable.

*Suddenly, Gossen appears from behind them and jumps in the middle*

Gossen:
Look, everyone wants to see the new one here.
With daggers to pierce any body part I leer.
My talents are new but that makes me interesting,
You, one eyed midget, your skills are just damn boring.
You, Harley, you may think you great.
But let me see you with not running from me mate!
And let us not forget Mrs. Noodles,
Who think who can mess with me so just go toodles.
I know that you guys think you're the most handsome,
But I apologize, who has the best skills to kill in this wholesome?
I don't really think that there is any argument here.
Cuz' one I don't look like queer.
Two, I can put more fear.
Three, that's the level you hear.
Four, you are just dead right here.

WHO WON?
WHOSE NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MOBILE LEGENDS!

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I really think that this is a rather unique and fun concept to do time to time... xD

I actually had this idea for a while now and decided to write this down in moments notice. I am sorry that it may sound stupid at times, but hey, I tried to make it sound like a rap so I had a bit of a hard time making it sound right.

Anyways, hope you like this kind of things. It was really fun trying to piece this rap together with some beat in the background. :)

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Stay cool and awesome my friends! Keep the things lit~