Dawn of Legends

They Won't Nerf/ Just Have A Nerf To This

'They Won't Nerf' and 'Just Have A Nerf To This' is a parody of 'You'll Be Back' and 'Say No To This' by Hamilton: The Musical

In an empty dark stage, a spotlight suddenly turned on at the middle. Piano music started to play as Lancelot stepped in the middle of the light, striking a pose dramtically with his right hand on his forehead.

"You say... the price of my nerf is a price that you'll willing to pay," He began with his eyes closed and a smirk plastered on his face. "You cry.. to Moonton to keep trying to get me nerf to good bye."

He shifted his pose as he kept walking forward, the spotlight following him. "But why so sad?  Remember the times that I oneshotted your backline and end."

He opened his eyes with a daring look as he stared in front  with his other hand grabbing the handle of his sword. "Now, your getting me nerfed... hope you are happy but.. there is still one thing you should learn..."

He drawn his sword and raised it to the sky. "They won't nerf me to the ground. I shall still immune all your skills down. They won't nerf me at all, cuz' Top Players just abuse me on their call!"

Lancelot spread his arms wide and has a smile on his face. "Metas change, but I won't fall! Like the umbrella girl which is nothing to me at all," He said, his smile widening. "And when I push, comes to shove... I will send you straight back to your base as you just respawned!"

He started moving around the stage, spinning around gracefully as he was started singing. "Ladadada~ Dada ladada da ladada da dalada~" He sang in a very sweet voice as he kept spinning. "Ladadada daaa ladadada da da dada~"

He swung his sword as he stopped spinning. "You say I'm unfair, I don't care for any of you all...!"

Lancelot spun to his right as he stab the training dummy that was near him. "You keep on complaining to them but they won't do anything at all~"

He jumped and suddenly disappeared, quickly slashing in a triangle formation, chopping the dummy up into three pieces. "Boy, just change the subject... cause' your my favorite victims!"

Lancelot smirked as he walked closer to the front of the stage. "My sweet fallen victims.. my crying fallen victims," he stated as he slowly took a step back. "Forever...and ever...and ever and eeeeever~"

His eyes closed as he sheathed his sword. "They won't nerf.. me to the ground, cuz' I will always come back and smack around," he stated, his voice filled with confidence. "For their cries.. for their praise.. I will kill them till their nexus ends!"

His arms spread as he exclaimed. "Metas change.. but I won't fall! This is just the beginning of all," He exclaimed as he unsheathed his sword. "And when I push, comes to shove...I will make you ragequit...to remind you who I am."

He winked as he started to sing again. "Ladadada dada ladadada ladadada dadada~" he said as the spotlight started to dim, the piano started to stop playing as he walked off the stage, his smile never leaving his face.

"Well, hopefully Odette saw my remarkable singing of her favorite musical...made in my image." Lancelot muttered to himself as he went to the back.

(Space)

The spotlight started to open in the middle again on the wooden stage as the piano music was starting to play, albeit in a jazzy tune that was couple with some snapping noises. On the back of the stage, you can see Alucard leaning against the wall.