Skulduggery Pleasant gets Facebook

Fletcher's new gf

*private chat between Fletcher and Valkyrie*

Fletcher: Valkyrie, I'll tell you the truth

Valkyrie: ??

Fletcher: This new girlfriend of mine that likes my hair doesn't actually exist

Valkyrie: so your girlfriend doesn't like your hair. i'm sure your ego will manage

Fletcher: No Val. As in there is no girlfriend

Valkyrie: Wait what?!

Fletcher: Ok.... it's just that

...

I like you Val. I know that you think you're better than me and you think I'm a creep for going out with you and then your reflection, but I'm in love with you Valkyrie Cain. Sorry. (A little bit of TFIOS for you)

Valkyrie: wow

Fletcher: So uh... will you be girlfriend?

Valkyrie: Fletcher, ever since I broke up with you there's no one I've wanted. I went out with the last freaking Teleporter for god's sake. It can't really go uphill from there.

Fletcher: Is that a yes or a no?

Valkyrie: You're interrupting a grand soliloquy. Fletcher Renn, I like you ok. And I think you're amazing. I'd love to be your girlfriend

Fletcher: <3

Valkyrie: we've both matured since last time....

Fletcher: You'd hope considering like 10 years have passed

Valkyrie: but you will never convince me that you're hair is cool

Fletcher: gotcha. And also, I've noticed that you've gone a little.... distant since the darquesse stuff. I'm here if you need me. or I go to you. Or we could go somewhere and talk. Australia? London? Antartica? Where ever you want. You know being a teleporter and all.

Valkyrie: Thanks Fletch ;) but I don't really need to talk about it

Fletcher: So uh r u gonna tell Skulduggery? About our relationship?

Valkyrie: When I get the chance.

Fletcher: I really think that this will help me get over Stephanie's death, ya know.

Valkyrie: And this will help me get over the people I killed as Darquesse

Fletcher: Thanks Valkyrie for everything

Awww.... so just some Fletcherie for you all :) thanks guys