China: Hey guys wanna do something this weekend- with Skulduggery, Tanith, Ghastly, Valkyrie and Fletcher
Skulduggery: Yes please Grand Mage
China: Shut up Skulduggery ;)
Valkyrie: Sure why not. Anywhere in particular?
China: The beach?
Tanith: Sounds good
Random Guy: China can I come?
Skulduggery: Excuse me, who are you?
Random Guy: Uh... no-one
Skulduggery: Well, literally speaking, you cannot be no-one
Random Guy: Ok fine... I'm in love with Miss Sorrows
Skulduggery: And you think you have a chance with China?
Random Guy: Yes however small
Skulduggery: Random Guy?
Random Guy: Yeah?
Skulduggery: Don't flatter yourself honestly. You, or no one else for the matter, will ever ever ever have a chance with MY girlfriend as long as I am here. Over my dead body will you even get close to China
Random Guy: Is it a bad moment to laugh at the pun?
China: Random Guy, I suggest you go away before my boyfriend lets out his rage
Skulduggery: I can control myself you know
China: Oh Skulduggery, in these matters you and I both know you are overprotective
Random Guy: Oh you guys are going out....
Skulduggery: What part of my relationship status on Facebook with China did you not understand
Random Guy: Oh ok then. I'll leave. See you soon China. I'll visit you tomorrow at the Sanctuary
Skulduggery: If you do visit her, there may be no flesh on your bones tomorrow
China: Skulduggery.....
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Skulduggery Pleasant gets Facebook
FanfictionThis is just a funny story about what would happen if the Skulduggery Pleasant characters got facebook. All the characters belong to Derek Landy (the God of writing) It's based after the events of TDOTL DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT READ TDOTL Due to abso...
