A/N: @ebonyapocalpse gave me this idea although I changed a few things. Sorry I sort of adapted your idea
Valkyrie: What is everyone wearing for the party at Gordon's tonight?
China: The one at Gordon's?
Valkyrie: Yeah
China: I'm wearing this emerald green dress that has sequins. The sequins change colour every 5mins. It's the only one ever made. To complement, I am wearing a pearl necklace with 5-inch heels. I also have a white clutch bag I an taking.
Skulduggery: I'm wearing a suit.
Valkyrie: As expected from both of you.
Ghastly: Eh I have to wear stupid Elder robes. Fully picked out and everything
China: Elder Bespoke, that is no way to talk about your robes
Ghastly: Oh China, if you wore the same robes as me you would be complaining
China: Grand Mage Sorrows please
Fletcher: Can I just wear jeans and a shirt
Valkyrie: I guess. But you should really try a suit. It's meant to be a formal thing
Fletcher: Uh I'll find one somewhere
Tanith: I'm just wearing my usual leather gear.
China: Leather to this party?
Tanith: Yeah what of it?
Valkyrie: Tanith... WEAR A DRESS!
Tanith: I look fine in leather
Valkyrie: You'll look pretty in a dress too
Tanith: But if there's a fight, and I'm in a dress....
Skulduggery: There will be armed Cleavers surrounding the whole area and not to mention the 400 or so people that are coming are all fully-trained in magic.
Tanith: Well then I'll be the weak target at the party
Valkyrie: Even I'm wearing dress!
Tanith: And if you need to fight I'll stand there and laugh at you
Valkyrie: There was a time when you used to be fun
Tanith: I still am, but it doesn't mean I'm going to wear a dress
Skulduggery: Is there any way we can convince you to wear a dress?
Tanith: Nope absolutely no way
Skulduggery: Now you're just being stubborn
Tanith: I don't care if I'm stubborn, I'm not wearing a dress
Valkyrie: You'll look great in one
Tanith: I haven't worn one for 20years excluding when I wore one as a remnant
Valkyrie: Nows a good time to wear one
Tanith: No way
Skulduggery: Ghastly we need your help here
Ghastly: Please wear a dress Tanith. I would love to see you in one
Tanith: I'll think about it
Ghastly: We can match our colours. My tie and your dress.
Tanith: What colour dress should I wear?
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