Skulduggery Pleasant gets Facebook

Scapegrace X Thrasher

Scapegrace: I am so proud. Today is a good day to be a hero not a villain
Valkyrie:Where'd you read that? The back of a cereal box?
Skulduggery: Valkyrie don't be mean. He saved your life remember during the Fight with Darquesse.
Thrasher: Yes my master saved your life
Skulduggery: You helped Thrasher
Scapegrace: But it was mostly me who saved the world single-handedly
Thrasher: With my hands supporting yours
Scapegrace: Shut up Thrasher
Thrasher: Sorry Master
Valkyrie: Hey! Don't be mean to Thrasher!
Skulduggery: Anyhow, we have a having a very important top secret meeting with all those that played a key role in the Fight with Darquesse. The meeting is for top personnel only. Are you and Thrasher coming Scapegrace?
Scapegrace: We were invited!!!?
Skulduggery: No... not exactly. You're our source of entertainment for the night. A little bit of zombie slaying... So are you up for it?
Scapegrace: WHAT
Valkyrie: Skulduggery....
Skulduggery: Only joking of course.... You guys are invited because believe it or not Scapegrace, behind all those disgusting facial features and pile of uselessness, you actually managed to, coincidently I might add, save the world.
Valkyrie: Don't be mean Skulduggery
Skulduggery: I'm never mean...
Valkyrie: ^^
Skulduggery: Yeah point taken
Skulduggery: Anyway Scapegrace and Thrasher, as prime Detective I would like to formally invite you to the Battle of Dublin Dinner.
Scapegrace: Although I was the one that saved the world
Thrasher: Me too Master
Scapegrace: You didn't do anything. You just got stabbed
Thrasher: Which ultimately allowed the world to be saved
Scapegrace: Shut up Thrasher.
Scapegrace: Anyhow Skulduggery, of course we are coming. You guys couldn't possibly have the dinner without the main guest of honour
Thrasher: GuestS
Scapegrape: As I was saying, I am the main guest of honour and I will bless you all with my presence