*Private Chat between China and Valkyrie
China: I have a question Valkyrie
Valkyrie: Fire away
China: Are you in love with Skulduggery?
Valkyrie: Wow... Subtle...
China: Please... just answer the question
Valkyrie: What do you mean in love?
China: Do you consider him as... more than just your partner?
Valkyrie: China.... I don't get it
China: Come on Valkyrie you can tell me
Valkyrie: He would never think of me in that way
China: I'm talking about you Valkyrie. Are you in love with Skulduggery Pleasant?
Valkyrie: Yes, yes I am. Happy now?
China: I would've preferred if you said no. Less competition
Valkyrie: You're kidding right China? You of all people have a crush on Skulduggery?
China: He's the only one who understands me. I've done bad things and so has he. He understands. No one else does
Valkyrie: So... so you love Skulduggery?
China: Very much so
Valkyrie: I'm guessing he doesn't know
China: Do you plan on telling him?
Valkyrie: No! It's just that.... I'm in love with Skulduggery too
China: Please Valkyrie, go out with someone your age and leave Skulduggery to me
Valkyrie: China, I have a bigger chance than you. I'm his partner
China: I've known him longer
Valkyrie: Yeah and for most of that time he viewed you as a betrayer. How did he introduce me to you? Oh yeah, this is China Sorrows, she is not to be trusted
China: He trusts me now
Valkyrie: Does he? Who does he trust more, me or you?
China: Valkyrie you know nothing of our past
Valkyrie: If he could save one of us in a fire who would he save? Me? Or his wife's murderer? Do you really think he will ever like you? You were the enemy for a long time
China: You're forgetting you were a greater enemy than me. You were Darquesse, the world destroyer. The next Armageddon. You're an unpredictable enemy. What make you think he can trust you?
Valkyrie: He would rather destroy the world than hurt me. And you know it.
China: Yet you would've destroyed the whole world
Valkyrie: At least I didn't murder his wife
China: At least I didn't almost cause Armageddon
Valkyrie: Look, you can like him too okay?
China: Gee, thank you so much for your permission
Valkyrie: But if he doesn't like you, I'm not to blame
China: Me and him would make a cuter couple. I mean seriously, we would be famous
Valkyrie: Valduggery is better. Me and Skulduggery, we should totally be a thing
China: Whatever helps you sleep at night darling
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