Valkyrie Cain updated her status:
Tfios ❤️
Tanith: omg Augustus Waters ❤️ Marry me now xx
Skulduggery: Honestly, I don't see the big deal with Augustus dying. I mean, I died and it's not that big a deal
Ghastly: Hey spoiler alert! I haven't watched it yet
Skulduggery: China forced me to watch it
Valkyrie: Another one of your dates now?
Skulduggery: Yes.. NO! We just watched a movie together
China: It was a date
Tanith: Augustus is so beautiful I don't see how John Green could be so cruel
Skulduggery: I don't see millions mourning my death
Valkyrie: You came back alive, I don't think that counts
Skulduggery: Would millions have mourned if I stayed dead?
Valkyrie: Probably not.
Skulduggery: See? I'm am more handsome, smarter, more charming and in general a much better person than Augustus Waters, millions should've mourned MY death
China: I for one, would definitely mourn your death
Valkyrie: As would I.
Ghastly: Me too here
Fletcher: I'm not so sure I would
Valkyrie: Fletcher!
Fletcher: Sorry. Did I mention I love Augustus' hair. It's brilliant. Almost better than mine, but not quite
Tanith: Whatever helps you sleep at night
Fletcher: It's the truth
Valkyrie: Or so you think
Tanith: Anyway tfios is one of the best movies of all time. Anyone wanna watch it again at my place this weekend?
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