A/N: I know Christmas is almost over (at least it is here in Australia) but I'd like to say Merry Christmas everyone!! I love you all. This chapter is set Christmas morning
Valkyrie: Merry Christmas guys!
Tanith: You too xx Merry Christmas!
Fletcher: Merry Christmas
Valkyrie: Anyone got anything planned?
Fletcher: Well actually I'm planning to teleport across the International Date Line so I can have two Christmases
Tanith: Fletcher!
Fletcher: What?
Tanith: Take me with you
Valkyrie: Please me too
Skulduggery: What's the deal with Christmas anyway?
Valkyrie: Oh damn he is in his logical mood. Skulduggery please try and enjoy the festive spirit
Skulduggery: I can't. I don't see what's festive about it
China: Do you want to come to the Christmas party tonight? It will get you in the Christmas spirit definitely
Skulduggery: Nah I'll pass. Anyway I have a couple criminals to catch
Valkyrie: What? Why didn't you tell me
Skulduggery: Because you were in the Christmas spirit
Valkyrie: Yeah well you should still tell me
Skulduggery: I bunch of guys kidnapped Santa last night and they're holding him captive
Valkyrie: Omg how can they find the heart to do that...
Skulduggery: If you want I'll catch him myself. You can just enjoy Christmas
Valkyrie: If it's all the same to you, I'll come. I can't let you sulk and be alone on Christmas day. And plus I need to get you a present
Skulduggery: Hmp ok then. Wait I was meant to get you a present
Valkyrie: What do you think Skulduggery? If I meet up with you and you don't have a present waiting I'm going to be annoyed
Skulduggery: Last year you said my presents were horrible and that you never want to exchange presents
Valkyrie: It was a figure of speech!! I didn't actually mean it
Skulduggery: Next time can you please let me know it's a figure of speech
Valkyrie: I cannot believe you forgot
Skulduggery: I bet I'm not the only one that forgot
Tanith: I got her something
Fletcher: Me too
China: Same here
Ghastly: I got you something that you'll love Val
Valkyrie: See? And more importantly I got you a present!
Skulduggery: How about you just keep the present you got me. Merry Christmas from me
Valkyrie: I can't. I can't use it. It was made for you. You better get me a present
Skulduggery: I've changed my mind. I won't meet up with you
Valkyrie: You can go catch the Christmas-ruining guys alone but you better get your present delivered
Skulduggery: Can I just give it to you tomorrow
Valkyrie: No! It's a Christmas gift not a Boxing Day gift
Skulduggery: Well I don't celebrate Christmas
Valkyrie: Well the rest of the world does!
Skulduggery: I'm kidding. I got a present for you like 3 weeks ago
Valkyrie: What is it?
Skulduggery: A secret
Valkyrie: It better be good
Skulduggery: Yeah it is. My undying gratitude towards you.
Valkyrie: Skulduggery...
Skulduggery: It is neatly packaged.
Valkyrie: ...
Skulduggery: Once again I'm kidding. I got you something. I know you'll love it
Valkyrie: Thank you
Skulduggery: So are you gonna help me stop these Santa kidnappers or not
Valkyrie: One question. If Santa doesn't exist. Who did they actually kidnap
Skulduggery: Gasp Santa doesn't exist
Valkyrie: Be serious
Skulduggery: I am serious. Always.
Valkyrie: Well then?
Skulduggery: I'm assuming they just kidnapped a person dressed as Santa
Valkyrie: That's not very holiday spirit of them. Let's go and teach them a lesson.
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