*Private Chat between Valkyrie and Skulduggery
Skulduggery: I can't do this Val... not anymore
Valkyrie: Huh?
Skulduggery: This...
Valkyrie: What are you talking about Skul. Are you still up for our date tonight?
Skulduggery: I can't do it
Valkyrie: Then... is tomorrow night better for you?
Skulduggery: No...
Valkyrie: Then... uh the day after?
Skulduggery: Val.... I think we should break up
Valkyrie: What?!
Skulduggery: I'm sorry
Valkyrie: But... I thought I loved you Skul
Skulduggery: And I, you. But it's not going to work. I'm a skeleton. I can't give you what you deserve. I'm only bones. You deserve someone with flesh, someone with lips
Valkyrie: Skulduggery, you're perfect for me
Skulduggery: No Valkyrie. I'm sorry but we're through.
Valkyrie: Why do you have to do this Skul? It is cause of your wife? Are you worried that she'll disapprove? Because news flash, she'd dead Skulduggery and I'm sorry but you can't bring her back. She would be happy if you could move on. You know she would be
Skulduggery: It's not about her. I know she's gone Val
Valkyrie: Then please fill me in, what is this all about?
Skulduggery: You're not even 30 yet and I'm nearing 500. Don't you understand?
Valkyrie: I get it, but age is never a problem.
Skulduggery: No Val, age is a problem. In our case, it's a very big problem.
Valkyrie: We can overlook it
Skulduggery: In case you missed it the first time, we're done Val. We're over.
Valkyrie: I looked up to you Skulduggery...
Skulduggery: And you can still look up to me. Just not in... a romantic way
Valkyrie: I hope you understand that since our relationship is over, I'm no longer your partner
Skulduggery: We can still be partners Val...
Valkyrie: No we can't.
Skulduggery: We were partners before we were lovers
Valkyrie: Skulduggery, I was in love with you even then. Those time when I seemed distracted? It was all because of you Skulduggery. I was in love with you ever since you caught me when I fainted when I first saw you. Have a good life Skulduggery
Skulduggery: Val, sorry-
Valkyrie: Save it. Goodbye Skulduggery
Skulduggery: Bye.... bye Valkyrie Cain
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