A/N: This is continued from the previous chapter and is set after the marriage. Check out the above photo it's a really cute one of Ghanith! Anyway the photo doesn't belong to me...
Tanith: I'm pregnant
Valkyrie: Omg how many weeks in?
Tanith: If my calculations are right then it should be 3weeks in
Valkyrie: Have a baby bump yet?
Tanith: You don't get a baby bump when you're 3 weeks in
Valkyrie: Oh... I can't wait to see you hobbling around with a baby bump
Tanith: I love you too Val
Skulduggery: Any tests for the gender?
Tanith: Nah I have to be at least 18weeks in before I can get an ultrasound
Skulduggery: You can get a Sensitive to look into that for you instantly
Tanith: I'll wait. I don't really want a Sensitive looking into my body
Skulduggery: I remember when my wife was pregnant...
Ghastly: I can't believe we are about to have our first kid
Tanith: Despite the cramps, I think it will be worth it
Valkyrie: It will be Tanith
Tanith: Any name suggestions?
Skulduggery: Skulduggery Bespoke
Ghastly: I don't think I could call anyone else Skulduggery but you
Skulduggery: Glad to hear it. Well then... how about Taylor? That way you don't have to worry about whether it's a girl or boy
Tanith: Taylor's nice. Any other suggestions?
Valkyrie: Isn't she going to have to take her own name anyway?
Ghastly: Yeah but she still needs a given name
Valkyrie: How about Sarah if it's a girl?
Tanith: Hm... Well we've got more than 7months to figure out a name.
Valkyrie: Let me know when you find out if its a boy or a girl
Tanith: Will do
Ghastly: I am so excited
Tanith: I will have a little kid that will call me mum. And I'll have to put her to sleep and help her tie her shoelaces and drive her to school every day
Valkyrie: You're sending her to school?
Tanith: Duh. Just because she's born into a magic family it doesn't mean she doesn't need an education. I want my daughter to be able to read and write
Valkyrie: Well she'll probably send her reflection or something. I might even help her summon her reflection
Tanith: And if she does I will ground her for life. And if I hear you've been trying to convince her to ditch school, I will also lock you up
Valkyrie: Haha Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Tanith: Oh I am more than hard enough Valkyrie
Valkyrie: She can learn to read and write through a reflection.
Tanith: I went to school. Ghastly went to school and so my child will go to school
Valkyrie: Magic school?
Tanith: No. Normal school
Valkyrie: You know I never imagined you as a strict parent
Tanith: Nor did I but hey, you learn something new every day
Valkyrie: What about magic?
Ghastly: What about it?
Valkyrie: Are you going to teach your child it?
Tanith: Well...
Ghastly: It'd be hard to keep it a secret
Tanith: If they are capable of magic I guess....
Valkyrie: Yay another member to our team!
Tanith: But I swear to God if a vampire or anyone else tries to harm my child I will kill them
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