Donegan: You guys will never believe what we saw today
Gracious: Yes soo cool
Skulduggery: You guys sound like two fangirls obsessing over One Direction or something
Valkyrie: What did you guys see?
Donegan: One Direction
Gracious: Kidding. What we saw is so much better than One Direction
Fletcher: Anything is better than them anyway (A/N: Sorry 1D fans)
Skulduggery: True true
Valkyrie: Just tell me what you saw
Tanith: Well Val and I saw a werewolf the other day
Donegan: Where? Gracious we have to add them to our new book
Skulduggery: Don't be silly you two. Werewolves don't exist
Gracious: Hmp.
Donegan: Well the other day....
Gracious: We saw a....
Donegan: DRAGON!
Gracious: DRAGON!!
Gracious: Hey I thought I was going to say dragon
Donegon: Nope, you said that I could say it
Gracious: Now we just sound lame
Valkyrie: YOU GUYS SAW A DRAGON AND DIDN'T LET ME TAG ALONG
Gracious: We still know exactly were it is
Donegan: Fletcher can teleport you there Valkyrie
Valkyrie: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG REALLY?
Skulduggery: Calm down Valkyrie. You are friends with a living skeleton. Is that really not enough for you.
Valkyrie: Yeah but you're a skeleton. The Monster Hunters are taking me to see a DRAGON
Skulduggery: Wow offensive
Valkyrie: No offence
Skulduggery: None taken
Valkyrie: A DRAGON Skulduggery, do you actually understand that?
Skulduggery: Yeah a dragon. Whatever
Valkyrie: But an actual live dragon. Like one with massive wings. And with a scaly body. And breathing fire. A dragon Skulduggery!!!
Gracious: Well actually...
Donegan: It actually doesn't have massive wings
Gracious: And it doesn't breathe fire
Donegan: Well at least it has the scales
Valkyrie: What?
Gracious: It's more of a baby dragon....
Donegan: It can almost fit in your palm
Valkyrie: Why didn't you tell me that earlier? Now it's not half as exciting
Donegan: Well we didn't know you were going to get that excited
Valkyrie: How about you let me keep him?
Gracious: It's actually a girl
Valkyrie: Her. And it can be my pet
Donegan: I don't know if that's wise...
Valkyrie: Please?
Gracious: Fine
Valkyrie: Skulduggery can we keep it at your house?? Please?
Skuduggery: You want to keep a dragon at my house?
Valkyrie: Yup. I promise I'll feed it and look after it and clean up it's poop
Skulduggery: Is there anything I can do to stop you from bringing that dragon to my house?
Valkyrie: No, not really
Skulduggery: OK then fine.
Valkyrie: Yay!! Thanks!
Skulduggery: But I swear... even one tiny scratch on the Bentley...
A/N: Hope you enjoyed!
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