Skulduggery Pleasant gets Facebook

Drunken Nights

A/N: Updates might be a little slow because I'm running low on ideas. On a positive note this is my 50th chapter! And it's pretty long (I think)Thanks guys!!! Oh and there's a bit of sexual talk in this one so if you get easily offended about that kind of stuff I suggest you don't read this chapter

Valkyrie: Shoot, I'm so dizzy right now. I literally can't even walk properly.

Tanith: You were going at the drinks like crazy

Valkyrie: So were you Tanith

Tanith: We had a lot on out minds ok? And plus I'm almost 90 I can do whatever I want. Valkyrie, you can barely have a glass without going drunk

Ghastly: I'd say you're more than a little drunk yourself Miss Low

Tanith: Mr Bespoke please mind your own business. Actually don't, do you wanna come over now? I'm all alone in my bedroom.

Ghastly: Are you ok?

Tanith: Barely dressed if that's what you mean. Do you want to come over Ghastly?

Ghastly: I can't. You're drunk, it's not right

Tanith: It's ok if I want it

Ghastly: But you don't. Not really. You just had too many drinks

Skulduggery: Oh god what happened?

China: I saw Tanith and Val at the Roarhaven bar a couple hours ago. They'd had about 5 glasses each when I saw them

Skulduggery: And you didn't think to stop them?

China: No they were having fun

Skulduggery: Just because they're having fun it doesn't mean you don't stop them. Darquesse was having FUN. Lord Vile was having FUN. Fun doesn't make it right.

Ghastly: Calm down Skul. They're drunk that's all.

Skulduggery: Yeah so drunk that Tanith wants you to come over so that you can be together with her barely clothed

Tanith: I'm not clothed at all anymore

Ghastly: Great.

Valkyrie: Tonight was sooooo fun Tanith. We should go again. Can you come over to Gordon's so we can have a couple more?

Tanith: Sure I'd love to. I can't find my clothes though. Oh well no-one will see me

Valkyrie: I am so drunk but it makes me feel happy

Skulduggery: Valkyrie are you sure you are ok?

Valkyrie: I'm fine Skul. You know what would make me feel better? If you were here next to me. I want you to hold me Mr Pleasant. I'm begging you.

Ghastly: Seriously how many drinks did they have? They're totally wasted.

Bar-owner: They were here for around 3 hours if that helps?

Skulduggery: Thank you. Knowing Tanith's drinking speed they would've had more than a few drinks

Ghastly: Just what we needed. They're not going to be sober until tomorrow...

Tanith: Oh my god Ghastly. I need you. In my bed. Now. Please.

Random: Oh I wish China Sorrows got that drunk and lost all her inhibitions

Skulduggery: You better not be implying what I think you're implying

Random: Oh Mr Pleasant. You yourself probably have wild fantasies about Miss Sorrows

China: Not everyone's mind is as perverted as yours

Skulduggery: I had a wife?

Random: I have a wife too but it doesn't stop me from thinking about Miss Sorrows