A/N: Doctor-nye gave me this idea. Sorry it took a while- I've been busy since its holidays haha. Everyone you should read the Skulduggery Pleasant Fan Book written by Doctor-nye!!!
Tanith Low added a new picture titled "New Leather"
Valkyrie: I love it! It's so pretty
Skulduggery: Suits are better
Ghastly: That would look lovely on you Tanith
Tanith: Thanks Valkyrie and Ghastly. Skul, sorry what?
Skulduggery: Suits are much more formal and nice and look better
Tanith: Yeah.... no
Valkyrie: Yeah but can you imagine Tanith in a suit?
Ghastly: She looks gorgeous in anything
Tanith: Aw thanks Ghastly. And Val, I wouldn't ditch my leather
Skulduggery: I seriously don't see why everyone just doesn't wear a suit
Tanith: Cuz maybe leather is better
Skulduggery: Sure leather's fine, but you'll get more respect if you wear a suit
Tanith: Yeah but if you need to fight, then leather is so much better
Skulduggery: That only matters for violent people like yourself
Tanith: Saids the skeleton whose hobby is beating people up
Skulduggery: I can throw a good punch in a suit too
Tanith: But the question is: Can you kick?
Skulduggery: Who need to kick when you can punch them? Or really, you can just shoot them from a distance
Tanith: Do I look like I have a gun to you?
Skulduggery: As a matter of fact you do
Tanith: Well I don't have a gun. I never have and I never will
Skulduggery: Suits are for elegant people like me
Tanith: I don't plan on being elegant
Valkyrie: No offence but I'd rather wear leather over a suit
Skulduggery: Exactly why I am the good-looking well-respected and famous one out of us
Valkyrie: Good-looking?
Tanith: Well-respected?
Skulduggery: You're not going to win this argument
Valkyrie: I doubt it. My egos almost as big as yours now
Skulduggery: Take the morally high ground and leave this argument
Tanith: Morally high ground is sometimes not the best place to stand.
Skulduggery: It is if you're going to wear leather
Valkyrie: You must be sick or something. Your arguments aren't even making sense Skulduggery. It used to be so much more fun arguing with you
Tanith: Leather is always the way to go
Skulduggery: Suit!
Tanith: Leather!
Skulduggery: Suit!
Tanith: Leather!
Skulduggery: Suit
Tanith: Leather!
Skulduggery: Suit
Tanith: Leather!
Skulduggery: Suit
Fletcher: Who would've guessed. I'm more mature than the two of them put together
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