Skulduggery created a new post: Fletcherie VS Ghanith-Fighting for last place
Valkyrie: Fletcher don't submit no matter what. We can't be last place.
Tanith: Actually you can
Fletcher: Not happening Tanith
Ghastly: Valkyrie and Fletcher, we plan on coming first. You guys then BoneChina are going down!
China: Keep dreaming
Skulduggery: My bet is that Ghanith will win
Ghastly: Always a pleasure
Valkyrie: Skulduggery!
Tanith: Sorry Val
Skulduggery: But I do believe that Valkyrie, if you and Fletcher try your hardest and give it your best...
Valkyrie: Yeah? We'll win?
Skulduggery: God no Valkyrie. I was going to say if you and Fletcher try your hardest and give it your best it will be a noble effort but you'll still lose.
Valkyrie: Oh....
Fletcher: You all seem to underestimate us
Skulduggery: Underestimate? I would say we are realists that aren't biased at all. For example, my judgement is clearly not based on the fact that you can't even fight properly with a weapon
Fletcher: Hey!
Tanith: Good one Skul. Fight starts in 5. Get ready to lose!!!
Skulduggery: Start fight!!
China: I guess we're the commentators this round
Random mage: I love you China
Random mage has been blocked by China Sorrows.
Skulduggery: Get away from my girlfriend
China: Ok now the fight. It seems that Ghanith has the upper hand as expected. Tanith is fighting Valkyrie and Ghastly is toying with Fletcher.
Skulduggery: Yes, it does seem toying is the right word. Ghastly's grinning. Fletcher looks like he's about to have a seizure
China: That's the look of fear sweetheart
Skulduggery: Doesn't look good on him. Fletcher should really stick to smiling
China: Wow Ghastly's done with the fun now he's attacking Fletcher
Skulduggery: Now Fletcher's a heap on the floor with Ghastly on top of him
China: Valkyrie can't save him, she's busy herself trying to fend off Tanith.
Skulduggery: Tanith is on the roof now, catching her breath. Valkyrie's panting as well. She's looking over at Fletcher on the floor now. She's frowning. Not surprising really... I'd be pretty pissed that my boyfriend couldn't even fight
China: Ghastly's good, I'll give it to him.
Skulduggery: Of course he's good. He's one of the Dead Men
China: Wow Fletcher's in pain again. Real pain this time
Skulduggery: Yeah Fletcherie is screwed once again
China: Ghastly's twisting Fletcher's arm
Skulduggery: Fletcher's going to forfeit
China: Valkyrie's running at Ghastly
Skulduggery: She's too late, Fletcher has forfeited!!!
China: Oh wow nothing can keep Valkyrie's temper down, she's just whacked Fletcher in the head
Fletcher: Ugh
Skulduggery: Wow another loss Fletcher?
Fletcher: Shut up
China: Don't tell my boyfriend to shut up.
Skulduggery: Yeah thats too harsh a punishment for someone like me
Valkyrie: Egotistical and talkative you mean
Skulduggery: That's about right
Tanith: Get owned you guys
Ghastly: Can't wait to take down BoneChina
China: Not happening
Tanith: After another loss for Fletcherie the fight for first will be Ghanith VS BoneChina
A/N- since I haven't updated in a while I decided to write a long chapter for you guys!!!😄
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