Skulduggery Pleasant gets Facebook

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*Private Chat between Tanith and China
China: Hey Tanith
Tanith: Hi? It's unlike you to talk to me. What's up?
China: It's just...
Tanith: Yeah?
China: I know we haven't been all that friendly with each other ever since we met and I would really like to change that
Tanith: Haven't been friendly? More like you hated me. Why did you even hate me?
China: Well.... I was meant to be Valkyrie's best friend. You know..? Then you came into her life. And suddenly you were her practically her sister and I was just her source of information. Skul and Val only ever invited you to their missions. Never me. I was jealous and I'm sorry.
Tanith: Wow the great China Sorrows apologising
China: I'm human too you know
Tanith: Well what's changed? Why are you no longer a jealous bitch?
China: I've realised you were obviously the better choice. Back in those days I was still well known for being the ex-leader of the Diablerie. I was someone not to be trusted. Skulduggery told Valkyrie that the first day we meet. But guess what? You, Tanith, were just the loyal Londoner who was skilled with a sword. You weren't known as a back-stabbing cheat and people could trust you.
Tanith: I think we've all managed to overlook your past China. Otherwise, why would Skulduggery have asked you out?
China: Skulduggery's no hypocrite. Lord Vile himself murdered more people than the Diablerie.
Tanith: But he has an excuse. He couldn't control himself. You on the other hand could and did but you still orchestrated the murder of thousands. Skulduggery forgave you. No-one's going to be judging you for your past
China: Valkyrie already has
Tanith: No she hasn't. I'm just closer to her age and that's why we are closer
China: Just cause I'm nearing 400
Tanith: Relax. I'm kidding.
China: Thanks Tanith
Tanith: So wanna go shopping with me and Valkyrie tomorrow night?
China: Sure :D as long as you promise not to drag me into your leather shops
Tanith: I can't promise that.