Skulduggery Pleasant gets Facebook

Secrets Part 2

*Private Chat between Fletcher and Tanith

Tanith: Hey Fletch. I know about you and Valkyrie

Fletcher: You do? Did she tell you?

Tanith: I wouldn't exactly say she told me but anyway

Fletcher: Who else knows?

Tanith: Ghastly but that's only because he saw you guys at the restaurant during your date yesterday

Fletcher: Please please don't say China knows

Tanith: Don't worry she doesn't and plus if China knew, she'd make sure that you knew that she knew

Fletcher: Right.

Tanith: So uh you and Valkyrie huh?

Fletcher: Yeah she's sweet

Tanith: Was yesterday your first date?

Fletcher: Yeah. Why are you so curious anyway?

Tanith: Valkyrie's my best friend. And I want her to be happy with you

Fletcher: Um Tanith?

Tanith: Yeah?

Fletcher: What's her idea of the best guy ever?

Tanith: probably muscly and nice hair so you've lucked out on that one

Fletcher: Tanith....

Tanith: Chillax I'm kidding

Fletcher: Good

Tanith: She likes you, don't worry about that

Fletcher: Then.. what's her idea of a perfect date?

Tanith: Wow you're that into her. Congrats

Fletcher: You're her best friend. Tell me, what's her perfect date?

Tanith: She mentioned that she would really like to go to that theme-park. You know that one that 2 hours away from here. Although she probably doesn't want a 2 hour drive so I suggest you take a drive up there this weekend and teleport her there during your date

Fletcher: Thanks Tanith. Do you think Ghastly will give me a ride?

Tanith: If you want, I'll give you a ride

Fletcher: Thanks I want it to be perfect for Valkyrie

Tanith: As long as you don't mind riding on my motorbike

Fletcher: I don't mind. I'm doing it all for Valkyrie anyway

Tanith: You've changed. Since the last time you two went out with each other

Fletcher: Yeah. I guess we've both changed

Tanith: I'm happy for you two

Fletcher: Thanks. I really like Valkyrie now you know? Last time I just went out with her because... I don't even know why. I guess I looked up to her then. But now I'm going out with her because I love her. I seriously love her. She's perfect and she's mine

Tanith: Wow that's great! I'm so glad you love her so much Fletcher. But I'm warning you, if you ever hurt her, I will make sure you are hurt 1000 times worse