Skulduggery Pleasant gets Facebook

Relationship status

Fletcher's relationship status went from in a relationship to single

Skulduggery: Since when were you in a relationship?

Tanith: Skulduggery don't be mean

Skulduggery: I'm just asking

Fletcher: I don't want to talk about it

Valkyrie: Want to come over?

Fletcher: No thanks Val

Tanith: Who was it?

Skulduggery: Did she break up with you?

Fletcher: Yes... and her name was Melissa

Skulduggery: Oh good. For a second I thought it was Valkyrie.

Valkyrie: I'm right here. And plus, we already went out before ok?

Fletcher: Her name's Melissa Skulduggery, not Valkyrie

Valkyrie: Why did she break up with you?

Fletcher: I don't know. Something to do with my hair being stupid

Tanith: I'll go hit her on the head for you. Or maybe shave her head so that she has no hair

Skulduggery: Oh can I come? Not because I'm protective of Fletcher. Just because I like hitting people on the head

Fletcher: No I don't want you to do that

Tanith: I'm not asking for your permission. What's her address?

Fletcher: Um she lives in New York

Tanith: Can you teleport me there?

Fletcher: No.

Valkyrie: Fletcher it doesn't matter. It's one relationship

Fletcher: It's just so annoying. I've never dumped someone before. They always dump me first. Or try to kill me.

Valkyrie: Well, to be honest, you're the only person I ever went out with

Fletcher: The vampire

Valkyrie: I never actually went out with him

Fletcher: And even then, you dumped me.

Valkyrie: That's because I... I don't even remember why...

Fletcher: You loved a vampire more than me

Valkyrie: Yet that vampire is rotting at the bottom of a lake while you are alive

Fletcher: Uh I guess

Valkyrie: Fletcher you have centuries to left to live.

Fletcher: Unless I get killed. Or murdered. Or zombified. Or turned into a skeleton. Or a vampire. But hey, I have the potential to live for centuries

Skulduggery: I'm the one and only skeleton. I'm sorry Fletch but you can't be one

Valkyrie: Anyway my point is really, you don't have to be in a relationship

Fletcher: But I wanna be

Valkyrie: So do I.

Fletcher: Yeah well thousands of guys look up to you

Valkyrie: And my crush just changed their relationship status from in a relationship to single

Fletcher: Can we uh do this on private chat

Fletcher Renn has changed his relationship status from single to in a relationship.

Valkyrie Cain has changed her relationship status from single to in a relationship.