A/N: This is just a little off-topic ramble. Anyway, girl is just a random girl that's in love with Fletcher
Girl: Omg Fletcher I love you
Fletcher: Uh sorry I have a girlfriend
Girl: Ohh what's she like to deserve a perfect boy like you?
Fletcher: She's better than me, stronger, smarter, prettier. She's everything I ever wanted
Girl: I love you Fletcher
Fletcher: I told you, I have a girlfriend
Girl: Break up with her. She doesn't deserve you
Fletcher: She deserves someone even better than me
Girl: You're hair is amazing
Fletcher: I know
Girl: You're flawless
Fletcher: I know but I have a girlfriend. Please, I'm sure there's plenty of guys out there that want you. Sorry but I have a girlfriend
Girl: Fine, I'll share you with this girlfriend of yours
Fletcher: Sorry but, are you joking? I'm in love with my girlfriend and I'm not going to cheat on her for you
Girl: C'mon Fletcher stop being a wuss
Fletcher: I told you no
Girl: Fletcher I love you
Valkyrie: Who the heck are you? Get your own boyfriend
Girl: So you're Fletcher's girlfriend
Valkyrie: Of course I am.
Fletcher: Valkyrie <3
Valkyrie: Love you too Fletch
Girl: Ugh, what's so good about her? I can give you so much more than her
Fletcher Renn has blocked Girl
Fletcher: She's crazy, no-one's better than you Val
A/N #Fletcherie I wish they'd stayed together
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Skulduggery Pleasant gets Facebook
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