Skulduggery Pleasant gets Facebook

Breakup 1 (Bonechina)

A/N: I've only had happy stuff so far in this book so I've decided to have some sad moments... This will be a series of four for every ship mentioned so far

*Private Chat between Skulduggery and China
Skulduggery: Hey China
China: Hey...
Skulduggery: China, I'm sorry but I...
China: I wanna break up with you
Skulduggery: Hey that's what I was gonna say
China: Well I said it first
Skulduggery: As I was saying... I think we should break up. I don't know what came over me when I asked you out. You were responsible for my wife's murder for gods sake. I can't China... I'm sorry
China: You know I was just about to say we should break up because you're so freaking selfish and obsessed with yourself
Skulduggery: I'd prefer the word egotistical
China: See? You are in love with yourself, not me. It's always about you. You know? I'm not used to having to share the attention. Whenever people see us they think: What's the great skeleton detective doing with a back-stabbing cheat like China Sorrows.
Skulduggery: China-
China: No don't pretend you haven't heard them. They say it. Why shouldn't they? I mean, I probably murdered half their families
Skulduggery: China, it's not because of whispers that I'm breaking up with you. It's just because... my wife died. I can't just replace her like that. Not with you
China: You said you wouldn't be a hypocrite about my past
Skulduggery: I'm just saying it would be best if we broke up
China: You know what? I don't even care. I have plenty of men chasing after me. Have you seen yourself lately? No woman will ever like you because all there is left of you is a broken soul that still hasn't recovered from the war. Skulduggery, I am better off without someone as pathetic as you as my boyfriend
Skulduggery: The truth is....
China: I don't want to know the stupid truth. We're done Skulduggery!
Skulduggery: I'm in love with Valkyrie

A/N : Wow that was intense. At least it ended on a positive note in a twisted way... Haha