A/N: I know it's been a while since the Sexter chapter but I wanted to right a sequel to their "dinner" aka date.
Valkyrie: Guess who I saw having dinner together yesterday night?
Tanith: Hm... who?
Valkyrie: Dexter and Saracen
Saracen: You... you must be wrong.
Dexter: Um
Valkyrie: Oh c'mon I totally saw you two. I can even tell you what you ordered.
Saracen: Take a guess
Valkyrie: Well you had a steak and Dexter had pasta
Dexter: Wrong. I was at home....
Valkyrie: Well I took photos too just in case you denied it
Saracen: You didn't
Valkyrie: I did. Do you want me to upload them?
Dexter: No no no no
Saracen: You wouldn't dare.
Valkyrie: Yeah I would. Just admit you two were together
Saracen: Fine fine. Dex and I had dinner together last night.
Valkyrie: And...?
Saracen: That's it.
Dexter: Yeah... we just had dinner
Valkyrie: Hm... you did look pretty cosy together. A bit of hugging if I recall....
Saracen: Well... it was a cold night
Dexter: Saracen?
Saracen: Yeah?
Dexter: That's not the best lie to tell in the middle of summer...
Saracen: I didn't really think that one through did I?
Valkyrie: Are you guys... like together?
Dexter: Bordering on personal there
Valkyrie: Tell me
Saracen: I've dated girls
Dexter: As have I
Valkyrie: Are you going to come out of the closet or not?
Saracen: I'm not really coming out... you kinda just pushed me out Valkyrie
Valkyrie: So... you are with Dexter?
Dexter: I suppose
Saracen: Yeah whatever....
Valkyrie: I knew it!
Skulduggery: I think we all did
Saracen: You did?
Skulduggery: The way you look at him...
Valkyrie: The way your eyes soften when we mention Dexter's name
Skulduggery: The way you get all nervous when Dexter is around....
Valkyrie: The way you blush...
Saracen: Shut up you two
Dexter: Wow you do that?
Saracen: Well... I guess I do....
Dexter: Wow
Valkyrie: You guys were totally cute together yesterday
Valkyrie: And that kiss yesterday... So adorable!
Dexter: You saw that?
Valkyrie: Sure did
Saracen: Ah... I see
Valkyrie: Don't worry, I totally ship you guys! Sexter all the way!
A/N: Sorry for not updating sooner. School just started so I've been pretty busy. Vote, comment and follow me if you can!
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