A/N Since most of you guys here seem to like Valduggery I'm going to another Valduggery Oneshot
Skulduggery: Valkyrie Cain! Do not sneak through my window again! Just because you cannot resist my charms it doesn't mean you can just stroll into my house
Valkyrie: If I recall, I didn't "stroll" into your house. I used the window. Because doors are for people with no imagination. You taught me that. Back then.
Skulduggery: I could've been getting changed for all you know! I could've been naked!! You would've never been able to get your eyes off my naked body
Tanith: Awkward... ....
Valkyrie: Shut up Tanith ;)
Skulduggery: Valkyrie I forgive you, just because you're an amazing girlfriend.
Valkyrie: I never even asked for your forgiveness but anyhow....
Skulduggery: Where would you be without me? Your moral compass, your mentor, your everything
Valkyrie: Oh shut up. Is it just me or is your ego expanding?
Ghastly: It's revealing its true size. Watch out
Valkyrie: It's hard being in a relationship with him. He's in love with himself more than me
Skulduggery: Valkyrie Cain that's not true. I love you more than anyone on earth.
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