Skulduggery Pleasant gets Facebook

Sexter is on

*Private Chat between Dexter and Saracen
Dexter: Hey

Saracen: Hi Dexter

Dexter: So uh how you been?

Saracen: Good you? I heard you killed a couple vampires the other day

Dexter: You heard right

Saracen: Are you busy tonight?

Dexter: Yeah sorry man, I've got this thing

Saracen: This thing?

Dexter: Family stuff

Saracen: Um you're single, not married and you don't have any kids unless you've adopted. But that's out too because then there would be rumors about it

Dexter: Fine, I admit it, I don't have family stuff

Saracen: Then what it is?

Dexter: Private Stuff

Saracen: C'mon

Dexter: I thought you were meant to know things

Saracen: I do. And I also know that you're free tonight

Dexter: Then why did you ask me?

Saracen: Just cuz...

Dexter: What do you want Saracen?

Saracen: Do you wanna have dinner tonight. Together? It's on me.

Dexter: Sure. Is it like a Dead Men get-together? (A/N: Cough date cough)

Saracen: I guess...

Dexter: Can Skul make it?

Saracen: I haven't asked

Dexter: I'll ask if you want

Saracen: Actually Dex...

Dexter: Yeah?

Saracen: I was actually kinda hoping that it'd just be the two of us.... you know....

Dexter: Oh... uh ok then. I feel really stupid now...

Saracen: So are we still on for tonight?

Dexter: Definitely. Actually I was sorta hoping it was us two as well. But I didn't really think you were into me like that

Saracen: Why wouldn't I be into you?

Dexter: I don't know. You tell me. What's not to like? I've got the abs, the amazingly good looks, the reputation and the awesomeness. It's kinda like a combo.

Saracen: I think you're getting a little ahead of yourself.

Dexter: What are you wearing tonight?

Saracen: It's a secret. What are you wearing?

Dexter: It's a secret

Saracen: Surprise me.

Dexter: I will

Saracen: Kidding. I already know you are wearing that black suit with that purple tie.

Dexter: How the heck do you know?

Saracen: Are you really asking me that?

Dexter: Oh right... you KNOW things

Saracen: Mhm. And now you just changed your purple tie for the blue one

Dexter: Damn

Saracen: And now you're looking out the window to see if I'm spying on you

Dexter: Are you?

Saracen: No, I just know things

Dexter: Do you know EVERTHING about me?

Saracen: Nope.

Dexter: Then what do you know

Saracen: I just know that I am very much in love with you.

A/N: I don't know why, but I loved writing this chapter. Sexter all the way!