Skulduggery Pleasant gets Facebook

Secrets Part 1

*Private Chat between Valkyrie and Tanith

Tanith: Why didn't you tell me?

Valkyrie: Huh? Tell you what?

Tanith: I thought we were best friends. No, I thought we were practically sisters

Valkyrie: What are you on?

Tanith: Why didn't you tell me you had a thing for Fletcher again?

Valkyrie: Fletcher? Renn? That was like 10 years ago

Tanith: Oh yeah? How come I got a call from Ghastly last night saying he saw you and Fletcher on a date last night at the Italian restaurant?

Valkyrie: I was going to tell you about that today Tanith, I swear

Tanith: Why didn't you tell me?

Valkyrie: I told you just then I was going to tell you today

Tanith: Well why didn't you tell me earlier? Like maybe when you started liking him? Or at least when he asked you out

Valkyrie: Ok fine... I didn't tell you because I was worried that you might think I'm pathetic for going out with my ex

Tanith: If anyones pathetic it's Fletcher, not you

Valkyrie: Hey that's my boyfriend you're talking about!

Tanith: Sorry I lost it. I was just upset that you didn't tell me about this

Valkyrie: I didn't mean to keep it secret from you. I was just worried what you'd think

Tanith: Valkyrie, I will never judge you based on who you go out with. Even if it's Fletcher

Valkyrie: Haha thanks. You're the first person I told about the Fletcher thing

Tanith: Well you didn't exactly tell me

Valkyrie: Yeah I guess. Well then, you're the first person I would've told

Tanith: You're the first person I would tell any of my secrets to. China doesn't know about you and Fletch yet?

Valkyrie: Of course not. If she knows the whole world knows

Tanith: No secrets between us from now on?

Valkyrie: Yup. No secrets