Valkyrie: Who want to come shopping with me Friday night?
China: Of course. I'm always up for shopping
Fletcher: I'll come, I need to get new hair products
Valkyrie: Have you dropped your shoplifting habits Fletcher? Cuz I don't plan getting sent to juvey for being an accomplice for shoplifting
Fletcher: I never shoplift
Valkyrie: You used to brag about it.
Fletcher: That was when I first met you. And I was like 12. I had no money then
Valkyrie: Still.
Fletcher: And honestly, I barely did it even then. I only bragged because I thought it would impress you. Cuz girls like bad-boy types
Valkyrie: I can't believe you would brag about shoplifting just to impress me. I do not like "bad-boys"
Fletcher: Cough vampire Cough
Valkyrie: Shut up. That was one guy
Tanith: Anyway... I'm coming, I need to get new leather boots. Mine are getting dirty
China: Oh so your dirty look isn't on purpose?
Tanith: Oh so your bitchy act isn't an act?
China: I'm kidding jeez. You look good in leather.
Tanith: Better than how you would look in leather
China: Precisely the reason why I don't wear leather. I tend to stick to dresses
Valkyrie: Guys if you two are gonna fight, don't come
Tanith: Sorry
China: Sorry. I'm just a little tense after the meetings today
Ghastly: Oh god the meetings today were bad. I'll come shopping just to get rid of my stress
Skulduggery: It might add onto the stress, the way the girls shop on Friday afternoons
Ghastly: Sounds like you speak from experience
Skulduggery: I do I went on one of their shopping expeditions last week. They spent 2 hours in Forever 21! 2 hours! Then they spent another hour in Victoria's secret
Ghastly: If it comes to that, I'll bail
Valkyrie: We did not spend 2 hours in Forever 21! And plus, Skulduggery you're coming on Friday
Skulduggery: I am?
Valkyrie: Otherwise how will I get to the shopping centre without a ride?
Skulduggery: Ask Tanith for one
Valkyrie: Kidding. I need someone to hold my bags
Skulduggery: It really sounds like I'm being used here.
Valkyrie: You're not
Skulduggery: I don't get anything for doing that for you.
Valkyrie: Uh... my undying gratitude and respect
Skulduggery: Tempting... I'll come then. But if it gets too bad Ghastly and I are leaving.
Valkyrie: Yay!
Skulduggery: So I'll take you in the Bentley. Fletcher will teleport probably with Ghastly. Tanith will ride her bike. China?
China: Oh I'll figure something out
Valkyrie: There's plenty of people that would love to give China a ride
China: You flatter me.
Valkyrie: It's the truth.
China: I suppose. Although I was thinking I might hire a limo
Tanith: By hire you mean....
China: Ok I admit it. By hire I mean seduce a limo driver so I can have a free ride. Why would I pay for services when I can have them for free
Tanith: Uh cuz it's the right thing to do?
China: No one can be moral all the time
Valkyrie: You could try being moral more of the time though
China: Fine, I'll be nice only because I know you, Valkyrie, like it when I play nice
Valkyrie: So will you pay the limo driver?
China: Can I get a discount at least?
Tanith: Pay the full price China, I'm sure you have the money
China: I do have the money. It's just not fun that way.
Valkyrie: Be nice.
China: I'll try
Tanith: Pay full price if you're going to get a limo
China: On the contrary, I've decided in going to drive myself. That way it's free.
Valkyrie: Good.
Tanith: So everyone's coming? I love Friday shopping!
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