(It's shitpost time!)
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*Nightmare doing something dangerous for himself or others*
Dream: Nightmare NO!
Nightmare: Nightmare YES!
Ink: Nightmare NO!
Nightmare: Nightmare YES!
Blue: Nightmare NO!
Nightmare: Nightmare YES!
Cross: Nightmare YES!
Nightmare: Nigh-
Nightmare: Oh...
Nightmare: Ooh I like this one.
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Ink: I'm having problems with a guy...
Blue: Like his dead body won't fit in this bag kind of problems or you like him kind of problems.
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Killer: It's kinda muggy today.
*Killer drinks coffee from a bowl*
*Dust looks out the window to see all the mugs are outside*
Dust: It really is...
*Dust sips coffee form even bigger bowl*
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Nightmare: Pass me the keys!
*CRASH*
Nightmare: WTF! I said my keys?
Horror: I thought you said the fridge!
Nightmare: Why in the fucking world would I say fridge!?
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Cross: Error there's something I need to tell you.
Error: What is it?
Cross: I'm pregnant.
Error: Bitch with who? I'm gonna kill mother fucker!
*After 2 hours of yelling Error finally realised that Cross is a (single) dude and couldn't get pregnant he crashed and Cross was dying of laughter.*
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Dream: Middle fingers up if you don't give a-
*Looks around the room to make sure he's alone and whispers*
Dream: frick
*Blue and Ink burst through the door making police siren sounds*
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*Cross wearing new shirt sitting next to Killer*
Dust: Hey Cross nice top.
Cross: Thanks Du-
Killer: I have a name you know.
*Everyone in the room bursts out laughing expect for Cross who is super embarrassed.*
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Passive Nightmare: Okay story time.
I was walking home and it was late so I took a shortcut through cemetery and this three girls ask if they could walk with me. I was like: ''Sure.'' and when we were like half way through I asked why did they want to walk with me. They said they were to scared to walk by themselves, and I was like: ''I understand... I used to be freaked out to when I was alive.'' Never saw someone run so fast.Dream(whispering): Wtf Nightmare?
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(That's all for today folks.Hope you enjoyed this shitpost. Bye~)
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