(Let's just jump right into it.)
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*Dust before joining the gang*: I don't have any friends and I don't want any.
Killer: Bold words for some one within my hugging range.
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Passive: I've never had a real friend before.
Cross: I can be your friend!
Passive: .......
Passive: I've also never had a boyfriend before-!
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Blue: Why don't murderers hide bodies in cementaries?
Dust: Oh thanks for suggestion.
Blue: Wait no-!
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Dream: What did you do?
Killer: I killed someone.
Dream: WHAT?! That's illegal you can't do that!
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Error: Why do you have to be so tall?
Nightmare: It has it's advantages.
Error: Like what?
*Nightmare leans down and kisses Error's forehead*: Like this.
*Error blushing*: Oh s-shut up!
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Killer: I'm starting to question my sanity.
Dust: Really? You're only just starting? I've been questioning your sanity since the second I met you!
Killer: Fuck off!
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*Passive walking in with box*: Hey babe, what would you say if I came home 4 cats?
Error: What's in the box?
Passive: ..........
Error: What's in the box Nighty?
Passive: ...I think you already know.
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Sci: Perfect is overrated. everything was perfect, then champagne wouldn't have bubbles. Bubbles as made up of carbon dioxide rising from nucleation points. And these nucleation points are these small defects in the glass that trap these tiny, vibrating pockets of the carbon dioxide. So, no defect, no bubbles, no magic.
Red: You know, you could have stopped at "overrated". Or bubbles. You had me at bubbles.
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Killer: Cross you're good at finding stuff right?
Cross: Yes, why?
Killer: Can you help me find my will to live?
Error: Relatable.
*Cross is slightly concerned.*
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Horror: I want pizza.
Killer: I want to cuddle... with you.
Horror: Who cares what you want to do?! I WANT PIZZA!
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Dream: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel.
Blue: It's usually an oncoming train.
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