(You know what this is.)
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Killer: I hate it when people say I'm gonna go to hell for being gay. I feel like they're ignoring all of the other reasons why I'm going there.
Horror: I relate to this on many levels.
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*Lust dancing in front of the fridge.*
Horror: Could you move hun?
Lust: I'm moving just not the way you want me to.
*Horror picks up Lust and throws him over his shoulder.*
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*Lust randomly dancing in the middle of the night.*
Horror: See this man right here. This is my boyfriend. This is the person that I'm gay for.
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*The Star Sanses base is on fire in the background.*
Ink: I think I have to take the credit for this.
Blue: I think you mean blame.
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Dust: Do you really think this is a good idea?
Killer: Nope!
Dust: Good I'd be concerned if you did.
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Dream: Why are your hands purple?
Passive: That's a very good question...... I think it's my blood.
Dream: ..................
Passive: .......................
Dream: I'm taking you to the hospital right now.
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*Lust humming mission impossible theme on spy mission.*
Nightmare: Lust as much as I love to hear you hum, were trying to go unnoticed here.
Lust: Sorry sweetheart.
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Lust: Darling you need to stop.
Dust: Why?
Lust: Skinning a furby won't gain you immortality. I pretty sure it's just gonna make Fresh kill you.
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*Teenagers, someone asks teacher if he knows Spanish*
Teacher: No, I dont speak Spanish. I took Latin in high school i thought I'd never need Spanish.
Reaper: I know a few words in latin.
Teacher: That would be?
Reaper: Exorcisamus te omnis immundus spiritus and christo.
Teacher: What about hello?
Reaper: What no i dont know how.
Teacher: Of course you'd know how to exorcise a demon but not how to say hello.
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Cross: Take my hand.
Nightmare: Why?
Cross: I'm trying to ask you out, so take my dam hand.
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Dream: Why are you covered in pink body paint?
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