(Boi it sure was a while since I've done one of those! Well... let's just jump right into it, shall we?)
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*Deep thoughts with Dust.*
Killer: I wanna go to a fight but I don't know if I wanna go to knife fight or gun fight.
Dust: If you had a gun that shoots knives you could go to both.
Killer: Good point!
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Drunk Dust: Earth has a solid outside and liquid inside, so it's technically a ravioli.
Equally drunk Horror: Duuuuude. How are ya so smart?
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Dust in the middle of the night: Lego people live in houses made out of their flesh.
Blue: Shut up, I'm trying to sleep.
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Dust: Actors don't get famous for who they are but who they pretend to be.
Nightmare: Bu-
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare: You're actually right on that one.
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Dust: Humans don't use brain, the brain uses the human body.
Geno: I was having a good day-!
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Dust entering 5th plane of existence: When human dies, their skeleton begins to hatch.
Reaper: Right???
Geno: Don't fucking agree with him!
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Nightmare: Hey guess what? I have flaws. What are they?
Nightmare: I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend to much time volunteering.
Nightmare: Occasionally I'll commit first degree murder.
Dream: Brother, please stop.
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Cross: I like people who refer to everything as an 'adventure'.
Cross: They'll ask you: "Do you wanna go on adventure?" and proceed go to McDonald's for ice cream at 2 AM.
Cross: It's just the type of chaos I vibe with the most.
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Red-riding-hood: Dude
Berry.blue: What?
Red-riding-hood: I got a dog!
Berry.blue: Nice! What's his name?
Red-riding-hood: Lunch
Berry.blue: ...
Berry.blue: ...why?
Red-riding-hood: So I can go "Hold on guys I'm gonna get lunch." And when I'll come back they'll be expecting a lunch bag or something.
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