This is just a fun thing Bc I can't stop seeing the Slytherin x Hufflepuff memes on Instagram and I love them.
This is all based on some cute memes I found on the internet.
Warning! There will be swearing in this.
——————————————————————First year:
The soon to be new first years at Hogwarts stand in the middle of the ancient great hall. One of the kids bounce giddily on their heels.
-Hey, would you stop that? It's very annoying, the kid next to them states. The first kid stops and frowns. The second kid sighs and holds out their hand.
-Slytherin, they say.
-Huh? The first kid asks.
-My name. What's yours? They ask.
-Hufflepuff, the first kid smiles and shakes Slytherin's hand.
-My friends call me Huff, they specify. Sly smiles.
-Sly....Second year:
-Hey Sly, can I have one of my hoodies back? You can keep the warm ones, but can I have one? Hufflepuff asks their friend. Slytherin doesn't answer.
-Please? It's getting cold out, Hufflepuff pouts and sits down on the chair beside Slytherin. When they don't answer again, Hufflepuff sighs.
-Please, I-
-I've been keeping them all so you'd be forced to wear the captain America one I got you last Christmas so I could wear the Winter soldier one and we could be matching, Slytherin says quickly and Hufflepuff looks shocked at Slytherin, before blushing and smiling. Hufflepuff runs out of the library and disappears for a while. Slytherin then sighs and begin packing up and leaves. In the hallway on their way to the dungeons, Sly hears someone yelling.
-Sly! Sly! Wait! They hear.
-Huff, no, I'm not real-Sly says and turns around. There Huff stands and has their Captain America hoodie on.
-....So... Matchy matchy tomorrow? Huff asks and Sly tries their hardest not to smile.
-.... Sure, Sly says, not to break Huffs heart. Huff squeals excitedly and runs up to Sly and hugs them. Tightly.Third year:
-I swear, I'm gonna make that stupid Gryffindor suffer! Sly yells as they pace through the Slytherin common room. Huff sits and reads this weeks transfiguration homework.
-It's ok, you can do that when you take over the world, Huff reassures as they mark a sentence in their work sheets.
-Yeah... Slytherin huffs as they sit in the couch in front of Huff.
-I mean, I just hate when people judge me because of my family, Sly says and rubs their temples. Huff slams their work onto the coffee table in front of them.
-THEY DID WHAT!? Huff shouts, making the whole Slytherin common room quiet down and stare at them. Sly becomes scared of their friend, that is usually just calm and serene.
-A....Are you ok...? Sly asks as Huffs face becomes red.
-No! I am CLEARLY NOT OK! I will... I'M GOING TO...... Huff says as they stomp out of the Slytherin common room. When Huff is gone, everyone turns to Sly.
-D-Don't worry, that's normal, they say. Clearly to reassure the others, but mostly to reassure himself. When everyone turns back to what they were originally doing, Sly looks at the unfinished homework and remembers Huffs words.
-I... might have to go check on them just to check that they're not commuting homocide, Sly says quietly to themselves and takes Huff's homework with them.Fourth year:
Sly is standing in the courtyard amongst other Slytherins. Sly sees Huff coming running, so they turn away from the group and towards their friend.
-Hi Sly! Huff says and they stop in front of Sly.
-Hi Huff-oh, they say as Huff hugs them unexpectedly. When Huff pulls away, Sly notices something in Huff's hand.
-Whatcha got there? Sly asks them.
-I made this friendship bracelet for you! They say excitedly.
-I'm not really a jewelry person, Sly says as they hear the whispering behind them from the other Slytherins.
-Oh... Well, you don't have to wear it, Huff says, trying to hide their disappointment. Sly could hear the taunting giggling behind them.
-No, I'm gonna wear it forever, they say and snatch the bracelet from Huff and put it on, before turning to their Slytherin friends.
-Back off, they spit at the group, before grabbing Huffs hand and walking away, making Huff blush immensely.

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