Why they break up with you (crack)

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So this isn't  serious
At all.

John- You look too much like Paul. Every time he sees you riding him, he just see's Paul. He doesn't want to fuck Paul.

Paul- Your eyelashes are longer than his.

George- You keep stealing his shampoo, and hair curler

Ringo- You don't like to be in an octopuses garden with him, nor do you like to travel down there in a yellow submarine :(

𝐏𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐒 -beatles imagines, preferencesWhere stories live. Discover now