Let me spray your dick with Lysol (Ringo)

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^that pic popped up in my Pinterest and I'm NOT complaining to wake up to that
This idea came from a comment from flower0858
Era- 1965
Also John's smiling during "if I fell" in AHDN is so cuteeee ughh seuejeieheuej
Also I now declare this bridge open
Another short ones like Rogers~
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You walk over to your boyfriend of 1 year, whose sitting on your couch. You two have been quarantining together which has been...well. Boring.

Ringo stays away from you, yet you don't understand why. You always tried to bake him sweets, cuddle with him, or even play with his hair. But nope. He wanted absolutely nothing to do with you. Which was even weirder  since he seemed to always be turned on.

So now you were walking over to the surprise the ring bearing boy.

You creep up from behind.

Placing your hands over his eyes, you giggle at the top of your lungs, "RICHIEEE"

He stands up on the couch like a frantic dog. He grabs his Lysol from his pants, making you just stare at where you thought he had been excited. He sprays it in your face while swinging his hips around.

"HOLY FUCKITY FUCK!" You run off.

"DON'T COME NEAR ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND LYSOL ON MY SIDE!"

A/N holy shit thanks for 3k reads. And your votes. And comments. Also 666 comments...I don't know whether to laugh or laugh

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