𝐏𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐒 -beatles imagines, preferences

Sam, if you need someone to talk to im here.

Just some prompts I found

If any of y'all wouldn't mind seeing these, or want one, feel free to say that number! I came up with some of these, others from tumblr and stufffff. 

Also we just bopping to same cooke like there is no tomorrow

(did ya get it, did ya get it, did yaaaa get ittttt)

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1. "Listen let me tell you, it's going to hurt for a long time, you just have to become friends with the pain inside you, because let me tell you, it doesn't go away"

"How would you know?"

"I'm still trying to build that friendship,"

2. This wasn't the man I remembered, this man was heart broken

3. "How many times do you think a heart can break?"

"As many times as I keep running back to you"

4. "I don't need help, I just want the pain to stop!"

5. "I gave you another chance, and you just used it to stab me in the back once again"

6. "Can you please stop?"

"Stop what?"
"Hurting me,"

7. "I'm not fine, I know I said I was, but I'm not, I lied okay?"

8. "Stop trying to fix the past, time machines don't exist,"

9. " Why the fuck is there a dildo up your ass?"

10. "Why is there an ipad in my blender?"

11. "I was just hoping, that, y'know, you'd fall in love with me,"

"Well I didn't,"

12. "So how'd the night with death go?"

"He said we're breaking up,"

"Well that sucks,"

"Not as good as she once sucked my cock,"

"What?"

13. "Sometimes I wish I never even met you,"

"Ditto,"

"That's it?"
"What?"

"I just said something meaningful and all you reply with is ditto?"

"Would it be better if I said I also never want to see you again and wish you would shrivel up in a whole and die?"

"Very much better,"

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ANNOUCEMENT:

I HAVE A BEATLES CRACK SMUT THING OUT NOW! BECAUSE MY DRAFTS NEED TO BE USED! AND IT IS THE ONLY THING I CAN WRITE LMAOOO GO CHECK IT OUT SCHMOOPIES!