So SOMEBODY wanted a George Martin crack smut, that was odd and all over the place
I hope I did this justice 😌
That's not the saying I think but whatever
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I was watching my husband of 5 years wank off to peppa pig.
I walked over to the jar of fruits and pick up an apple. I take a bit out of the apple letting my saliva slobber all over the apple. Then I take my apple and throw it at peppa.
"Darling I was busy!!!" George cried out.
"YOU COULD BE BUSY DOING ME!" I shout, grabbing a banana and deepthroating it.
"MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO AND BEAT THE BISHOP WITH JAWN HUH" he shouts.
"no," I whisper.
He slinks off his shirt, then his pants, then his boxers. His teeny little peen springs out like a horse-y. Meow meow meow.
Next, he pounces on me like a kitty cat. Ruff ruff ruff.
"Can I bite you?"
"Sure"
He bites me.
"OH YEAHHHH" I scream out in desire.
He bites my ear.
"I'm not into that,"
"Oh sorry, can I enter my soft penis into your dry vagina?"
"Sure why not"
He slides into me slowly.
"OH YEAH"
I can still hear peppa pig oinking from the telly.
"I'm- I'm arriving!" He groans.
He arrives in Me. It's kind of powder-y.
"Well that was fun." I giggle.
"Yes," he falls asleep.
I hope I did this okay, it was fun and kinda scary to make
Okay so my friends are spamming me with pictures of John Lennon nude. And I mean I'm not complaining but Yoko is also in the picture, but every minute the same shit pops up. And now I'm embarrassed. Life is fun rn
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