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CHAPTER 53
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"I'm starting to regret seeing you alive" Sam comments. Steve's eyes narrow.
Sam puts his hands up in surrender. "My bad"
"Why?" I ask. "I thought I died. Twice" I mutter.
Steve's gaze now shoots to me. "Excuse me?"
"I said what I said. I thought I was a goner twice...in the same day" I reply.
"What the fuck?" Sam says.
"Yeah I jumped off a one thousand feet cliff that had rocks and a roaring ocean at the bottom and jump off a yacht to save my friend. Then got caught on a chain. And magically opened a portal that threw us on the coast of Atlantis." I summarize. "Then got back home only to fucking find out I've been dead for a year and a half."
"Then I get engaged all in the sequence of 48 hours. Giving me a fucking break" I say sarcastically.
"You're so pretty when you talk" Steve gushes.
"I meant the groaning and moans erupting from Steve's room last night" Sam says awkwardly.
"Huh well deal with it dude" I respond. "I'm gonna get you a girl. how do you feel about a Japanese girl named Ayako?"
"Does she like fugitives?" He retorts and narrows his eyes.
"Not sure, but she likes bad boys. I think being a world running criminal does it pretty well" I reply.
"If she's interested" Sam mumbles and leaves.
"I'm going to call my friend" I say to Steve going outside.
"Wait It's dangerous just do it here" he reply's holding my hand.
"I'll be fine" I reply getting out of his grip.
I grab my phone dialing Tony's number.
It rings a couple times. "Who is this? Why do you have my friends number?"
"Because its me toner" I retort. "I'm alive from the underworld. OooOo spooky" I say whispering at the end mocking.
"Haha very funny" tony says "listen kid I don't have time for this..."
"Well guess that toney of the year certificate expired." I cut him off. The other side is silent.
"By the way did you actually adopt shrimp? And squishy?" I question. "You better had given shrimp a carrot he likes them..."
"Boiled" we both say at the same time.
"And slightly roasted" I finish.
I hear fumbling around. "Track it"
"How did you get this cellphone?" He persists.
"It's waterproof" I reply "survived the dunk"
"You found it? I'm on my way" he cuts the line off. My eyes widen.
I run back to Steve. He gently pulls me to him.
"You need to go. Tony's on his way" I say panicked
"What? Natasha start the jet" he say leaving.
I stop him. "I'm staying"
"No you're not I don't care if I have to handcuff you you're staying" he says strictly.
"You have my number. I need to go" I reply.
"Magdalena I'm not letting you out of my sight." He says getting agitated. I notice the cuffs he is holding on to that rest on his hip.
"Don't make me do this" I say to him seriously. I look at Natasha she nods getting my message.
"Don't make me" Steve replies. I grab his face kissing him.
"I'm sorry you're right. I love you" I say softly. He smiles thinking I'm staying. My fingers trace his collar and hit his weak nerve spot knocking him unconscious.
I catch him surprisingly easy and carry him to the seat buckling him in.
"Love you people. Peace out" I yell getting out of the jet. Natasha closes the door and they fly off.
I sit down on the nice grass of the field. It's a beautiful day in Vienna Italy.
After a couple minutes, iron man lands infront of me.
"Hey dude" I respond. Tony gets out of his suit. His jaw dropping.
"You look fine for a person who's supposed to be decomposing in the ocean" he says sarcastically.
"Shrimp is at the tower sleeping" he replies. "So is squishy"
"How'd you do it Ford?" Tony says sitting down next to me.
"It's a long story get comfy" I reply looking out to see.
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"That's what happened to me in the last forty something hours" I say to tony who's been listening to venting.
"That's...cool?" He says "let's get you home"
"Someone destroyed my house from the inside. Guess we're bunking" I reply smirking.
He rolls his eyes. "You'll sleep on the couch"
"Yeah a little corner huh?" I say sarcastically. My phone rings in my pocket.
"I swear to fuck. I'm seriously going to cut your dick off" I say into the phone. Tony doesn't look fazed by my outburst.
"You knocked me unconscious! What kind of fiancé does that!" Steve says over the phone.
"I need to clear you name. Listen I love your pretty ass but I'm a busy gal" I retort.
"And what with you wanting to Chop little cap off? You love him and our children will be created with him" he says. I can imagine him frowning.
"I'll call you later. Ah ah don't protest. Okay bye dude" I reply cutting the line off.
"Boyfriend?" Tony asks
"Na just a runner up" I reply.
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Fanfiction"Let's blow the dick out" I say his eyes widen again. "I'm not comfortable" he says thinking I'm going to do something. I light the candle on his cake that's shaped like a penis. He laughs at the cake. "Juicy" he says. It's just the two of us up...
