Adopted By The Wrong Number: Part 4: Chris Evans Fanfic

Chapter 3- What?

"why?"

"Why what?"

"Why do you wanna commit arson?"

"Bc it'll be fun, have you never wanted to just commit a crime?"

"No. No I haven't, because I'm actually normal."

"Really? Dad? Who watch Aladin at 3 am in the morning if you're up..."

"That's better than wanting to commit Arson."

"I don't have to commit arson, the other small options are Vadalism, or murder."

"MURDER?"

"Yes. It's always an option."

"No murdering, do the arson instead."

"I like how just skipped over the one I'll actually not get caught for, which is Vadalism."

"You can't ruin buildings in Boston."

"We're 4 hours away from New York..."

"That works, just sleep over at your Uncle Seb's house."

"Bet, I'll commit arson over there too."

"What happened to vadalism?"

"It got boring, I wanna see something burn."

"I- I'm done having this conversation, no commiting crimes it makes me looks bad." Was the last thing before he walked out of the living, most likely only his room.

"Kay I'm bored, I could either 5th wheel, or text PADDDDDYYY."

I said to myself. "Paddy it is."

Hope:
I'm bored plz entertain me

PADDDDDYYY:
I gots you kinda, not really I'm bored also

Hope:
I wanna commit arson

PADDDDDYYY:
when? Where? Who?

Hope:
No no no no

No who, we can't commit murder, because it illegal, smh ✋😒😒😒

PADDDDDYYY:
That's just rude, who would've thought making someone stop breathing is murder

It's simply, their time to go

Hope:
Exactly, we gotta make space for the future dumbasses that are being born rn

PADDDDDYYY:
Exactly.

Anyway if u wanna commit arson, just light a candle

Hope:
OOOoooooOooo yes, lemme go to my room, but first to grab a lighter from the kitchen

PADDDDDYYY:
U DO THAT

I'll be here

Hope:
Okay I'm in my room, and the candle is on fire

I wanna touch it

PADDDDDYYY:
do it do it do it

Hope:
I'll have a weird shape on my finger, or something, I will however dip my finger in the wax for fun

PADDDDDYYY:
wait