Adopted By The Wrong Number: Part 4: Chris Evans Fanfic

Chapter 35- You gotta be shitting me-

It was Saturday, and surprisingly my dad didn't have to work once again. Which ya know is good, that means I get to spend time with him. Either Way he let me sleep in, kudos to him. That was very much appreciated, I'm tired of having to wake up early everyday just for school. Stupid time zones.

When I woke up, I decided to text Paddy, since hopefully he should be still up.

Hope:
ELLO PADDLE

Paddle🏓:
You mocked me by saying ello didn't you

Hope:
I did

Paddle🏓:
HOLA STRIPPER NAME

Hope:
What are you currently up to

Paddle🏓:
Just talking to my very lovely girlfriend

Hope:
Wow you're cheating me, so rude

Paddle🏓:
You're the lovely girlfriend

Hope:
Except for the fact that i'm not lovely

Paddle🏓:
You okay?

Hope:
I'm fantastic . I just woke up :)

Paddle🏓:
Oh okay so how has LA been?

Hope:
Great, found out my dad was alive, went to talk to him, and then got into a little fight, he got mad at me, and then i left

Good news is that i got a box full of my moms stuff, so that was fun

Now my dad has baby pictures of me, and he has made it a point for me to know that as soon as we get back to boston he will be putting them all over the house

Paddle🏓:
Your life always seems to amaze me

Hope:
You and me both dude

Anyway, how are you?

Paddle🏓:
I'm doing well, did you know about lizzo and your dad were talking

Hope:
Yeah, she posted another tiktok, my dad hasn't told me about it directly or at least i don't remember it being brought up

Paddle🏓:
You haven't made fun of him for it yet?

Hope:
I don't think i have

That's a shocker

Paddle🏓:
Who are you and what have you done with hope

Hope:
Its me but just a layer of me, my other multiple personalities are still wonky and outta order

Paddle🏓:
Make sense

Hope:
So what time do you have to be in bed?

Paddle🏓:
Well considering that it saturday night, and i have nothing to do tomorrow i say 3 am

Hope:
Good good, i like that

You can talk to me until you call asleep

If anything you just fall asleep meanwhile this happens then i'm good for that too, i like boring people to death

Paddle🏓:
Trust me you are by far the most interesting person in my life

Plus i love reading your little rants, it brings me joy that you like talking to me

Hope:
You have made me a simp