M. Hatsume X F! Reader: The Devil in Pink (BOOK 1)

Chapter 4: Our Teacher's Homeless?

The biggest problem with Aizawa being your teacher, was expulsion day. He was a ruthless man who would send anyone that didn't meet his criteria home. Every year since he began teaching, he came home and ranted to you about how useless half the class was and how he didn't understand how they got in. So to say you were nervous, was the understatement of the century.

Of course, your overthinking was immediately cleared when you heard to voices having a yelling match in the classroom.

"Denki! Finally, a familiar face. I was scared that I would die," you groaned sitting next to him.

"Yeah bro, I totally get it! This school's huge!" He awed.

"You, why is your uniform so messed up? Where's your tie and blazer? And you're a girl, why are you wearing pants?" A stern voice interrupted your conversation.

"Well good morning to you too. And get over it, you don't see me complaining about that stick up your ass," you retorted calmly making Denki and the loud blonde snicker.

"How vulgar! Let me start over, I'm Tenya Iida from Someii Private Academy!" He greeted.

"Y/N Shirakumo. Pleasure," you looked at him distastefully before he ran off.

"Damn, you're even colder than when we first met," Kaminari laughed.

"Because you weren't a rude ass motherfucker. If he doesn't get his shit together I swear to God I will-" you were interrupted by Kaminari.

"No need to explain in detail how gruesome his death will be. It's just the first day, he's probably nervous or really excited," he reasoned.

"If you're here to socialize then get out," an all too familiar voice droned.

"Welp, we're all going to die. Denki, love of my life, give my will to Mei-Chan. The money goes to her," you concluded.

"It took you 8 seconds to shut up. That's time you won't get back, you're an irrational bunch aren't you?" Aizawa glared, getting out of his sleeping bag. "Meet me outside once you get changed."

It was a rare moment, and possibly the only moment, where Class 1-A was speechless. Could you blame them? A homeless guy literally told them they're idiots. Once everyone was changed and outside, another terrifying speech was delivered.

"I think I forgot to feed the cat," you thought out loud.

"Y/N he's threatening us with expulsion and that's your priority?" Kaminari hissed.

"It would explain his terrible mood," you shrugged.

Test 1: 50m Sprint:

You were up against the loud blonde, who you now knew as Bakugo, and a plain looking greenette. You simply boosted air from your hands and feet and made it in 3.14 seconds.

Test 2: Grip Strength:

Using a similar tactic to what you did in the entrance exam, you manipulated the air around the machine....
...and accidentally crushed it.

"Aizawa, Kaminari broke the machine," you showed him the piece of metal.

"I'll just mark that down as 999kg," he groaned.

Test 3: Long Jump:

You literally flew over. Didn't look good on your hands but your scores were looking fantabulous.

Test 4: Sidesteps:

As embarrassed as you are to say it, you used a tactic that the grape child used. But at least you scored more. Your hands however, were on the verge of bleeding.

Test 5: Softball Throw:

You had a teary goodbye with your lifelong best friend, Mr. Cloud, who would carry the ball into the stratosphere and possibly even further only to never come back.

"Give it a few minutes, clouds are slow," you told Aizawa as soon as the cloud began drifting off.

"Kamino, Kyusuhu- oh now it's in Kyoto- and it crossed the ocean to China. Oh Manchuria, nope make that Beijing, scratch that it's in Mongolia- no Russia now and I'm too lazy to continue this shit," Aizawa gave up on your live report.

"Give it ten seconds. With the wind speeds and current Atlantic drift situation it should reach California in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and," you gestured at him.

"Seal beach, California. It's still moving -Ow FUCK why'd that thing go hit my head now?" He asked.

"Oops," you gave an innocent smile.

The rest of the tests you passed with ease, mainly because of Aizawa's terrible training regime he made you do since you were 6. It was nothing compared to Endeavour's, but he made sure your strength and reflexes were top notch.

"Alright, there isn't much to explain. You probably know why you got your scores," he shrugged, showing the scores. Your eyes immediately flitted to the last place position to see who'd be getting expelled today.

"Who the fuck is Midoriya?" You asked to which the greenette in question nearly fainted. "I'm guessing that's him."

"Oh yeah, no one's going home. It was a rational deception to make sure you do your best," Aizawa shrugged to which Midoriya fully fainted.

"So, Y/N, how's it feel to get first place?" Denki slung his arm around you.

"Meh. People will improve, I see them all as competitors. That I can be friends with," you explained, leaning into him.

"Kaminari! How do you get a hot babe on the first day?" The grape child whined.

"That's my best friend you pervert, he's like a brother to me," you glared at him.

"Touch Y/N and I will deface you so bad that people will be trying to piece you back together for years, Mineta," Kaminari threatened, making 'Mineta' audibly gulp.

"Oh well, I'll text Mei-Chan that we were allowed to leave early," you informed him.

"Sure. How many textbooks you think we'll have this year?" He asked.

"At least 10," you guessed.

Grabbing your textbooks and curriculum, the two of you headed out.
"Ah fuck, Present Mic's teaching English," you groaned.

"And that's bad because?" Denki asked.

"Remember his entrance exam speech? That's how he teaches his lessons. And I don't understand any of it," you shuddered.

"But you aced it last year!" He pointed out.

"That was with Koro-Sensei. I knew what he was talking about. Mic and his logic doesn't make sense to me at all," you explained. "Oh well. I guess we'll find how well it goes tomorrow."

"Y/N-chan! Kaminari-kun!" A familiar voice called.

"Mei-Chan! You got let out early too?" You asked.

"Yeah, we only had orientation so we were let out. I didn't see you at orientation, where were you?" She asked.

"You won't believe who our teacher is, he's an asshole," Kaminari began telling her everything.

"Oi!"