A/N: I was lowkey scolded by my mother for not making asparagus \__(-_-)__/
The last chapter was kinda like the prologue
Brian is absent today...he caught a cold
Now it's time to meme! >:)
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Y/n been playing the game for about 5 hours,the current time you may ask? 4 in the damn morning like damn get some sleep 😢.
'Wait...This a romance fan game??' They had barely realized that the fan game was legit a romance. Meaning the character (aka you) can make some intimacy levels with these loveable Demon Slayer characters!Tanjiro: 24
Nezuko: 24
Zenitsu:33
Inosuke:13
Giyu: 5 (Lmao I'm making it realistic here)
Shinobu: 20
Kyojuro: 35Y/n had also noticed that there's DLC pacts that come with more character's to have a relationship with.
5-10: they see as an acquaintance
13-17: Their questioning
18-25: They see you as a friend!
25-30: They see you as a best friend!
35-40: Their growing something for you (now now get your head out the gutter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))And the rest you can figure it out!
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Your POV-5 hours earlier-
As the game had asked for my pronouns. It started..but it wasn't the way I thought it was gonna be. It was romance! 'Romance huh?' I thought then I forgot when my supposedly character was at home explaining their life.
'This game has voice actors? Woah so advance!'. I actually forgot the character life story was..Am I forgetful? Maybe...but I was too focused on playing that I payed no mind to it.
'This game really made the main character that's smart and amazing at school? Not me! Wrong b*tch!.'
I had leveled up my relationships with my husbands and wives... At this point I reached the point where I can text them!
Kamboko squad + new member!
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Tanjiro:
@ everyone
Is everyone ready to go to school?
Seen by 3 peopleZenitsu:
@ Tanjiro
NO! I WILL NOT
I WILL NOT DIE FROM ALL THIS STRESS!
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MARRIED YET!
Seen by 4 peopleY/n online
Zenitsu:
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AHH GOOD MORNING Y/N CHAN!!! 💘💓💕💘💞💕💖💞💘💖
'This game is starting to feel like Zenitsu was actually talking to me..ah that there's that weird feeling again. I remember earlier Tanjiro and I had crossed paths, it felt way too realistic as if I was talking to the real Tanjiro.Inosuke:
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Gud mornig my slaves!Tanjiro:
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Inosuke.... 😡 how dare you say that word to us?Inosuke:
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SCREW YOY KAMPACHIRO KAMABOKO !!! 😡😡Tanjiro:
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Who the hell even is that?!Inosuke:
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U idiot!Y/n:
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Good morning guys!
🤘🏼👋🏻'Wow what a dry response Y/n, if they were F/n they surely would start cussing me out'
Zenitsu:
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💖💕💞💓💓💖💖💕💞Inosuke:
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WHAT TE HELL?!
WHAT'S WITH THIS SAPPY SHIT ON MY PHONE?!Tanjiro:
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Good morning Y/n!
😃-Present time-
'Wait.... What time is it?' I look at the time on my phone. 'WAIT IT'S CLOSE TO BE 5 IN THE DAMN MORNING I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW?!AHHHHHH'
_______________________________What the f*ck
just happened?!
____________________________________💭Taisho Secret!💭
·Brian is starting to feel better
·Author makes sure he's sleeping
·Author now nervous no one will like his book
Author: I-......I'm not nervous!!
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-2 hours later-
Ren: I'm not nervous Brian.
Brian: no your totally nervous!
Ren: ....... I hope you get sick again.Ren: Sorry for the short chapter but this only the beginning 👀 let me know if you have any recommendations! I will add them. So comment here! :D
Ren: Now that's relatable! :D
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HumorWelcome! This book contains swears, sexual content, gruesome details, Please proceed with caution. Kimetsu no Yaiba × Non-binary reader. Demon slayer × Non-binary reader. I rarely see a non binary reader so I decided to create my own! I hope yo...