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Ren: Y/N HELP ME WITH THE DAMN TURKEY!
Y/n: what the hell is he babbling about?
Muichiro: I dunno but I really don't care *walks away*
Y/n: Well that's rude 😒
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Giyu: I-I'm sure Y/n is trying to plan something suspicious...
Y/n: Giyu, sweety...You're the one holding my hand like a lost child..
Giyu: *Let's go pretty quickly*
Giyu thinking: I want Y/n to touch me elsewhere...
Y/n: *humming the song "need to know"
Y/n: Yuh!
Ren: ...wtf...
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Sanemi: STOP WITH ALL THIS FLIRTING Y/N! IT'S TURNING ME ON!!
Y/n: I can help with that~
Sanemi: F-FUCK YOU!!
Y/n: Could you me with that nemi?~
Sanemi: *Runs away with a nosebleed*
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Ren: *showering*
Y/n: *opens the curtain*
Ren: ....
Y/n: .....nice cock...
Ren: Y/N WHAT THE FUCK??
Y/n: *RUNS*
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Kyojuro: So, what do we do now?
Y/n: idk.
Kyojuro: this is boring, this show is boring..
Y/n: I have a better idea!
Kyojuro: what will that be Y/n?
Y/n: LET'S FUCK!
Kyojuro: *FAINTS*
Ren: You killed him....twice! You bitch!
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Tanjiro: I think I should sit next to Y/n!
Literally everyone else but Ren and Brian: NO!
Ren: Y/n darling come here
Y/n: ?
Ren: Sit here
Y/n: but there nowhere to sit
Ren: There is!~ *pats lap* There! Comfy?
Y/n: *embarrassed* I-I guess...
Everyone else: 'GOD I WANNA BE IN REN SHOES SO BAD'
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What the f*ck
Just happened?!
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💭Taisho Secret!💭
• Sanemi wanted to murder Ren, just cause Y/n was sitting on his lap.
• Tanjiro never thought so rudely of Ren before
• Practically everyone wanted to beat up Ren
• Ren is hiding..
• Y/n thought nothing wrong of the idea of sitting on Ren lap, they just thought it was kinda weird.
• Giyu REALLY DESPERATELY wants Y/n hand to be elsewhere. (😏)
• Kyojuro is not opposed to the idea of sleeping with Y/n.
• Y/n thought Muichiro was being a asshole with Ren, turns out they figured out that's just how he is.
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