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Ren: Merry Christmas!
Brian: Ren.....Do you have anyone under the mistletoe?
Ren: Nah fam, I don't want anybody!
Y/n: Ren, are you going to cook anything??
Ren: Yep! I'll be making some ham! And for vegetarians it will be some cauliflower soup!
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Ren: Y/n? What are you doing?
Y/n: dying in the inside...
Ren: Why?
Y/n: No one will be under the mistletoe with me :(
Ren: Uhhh turn around...
Y/n: *turns around*
Ren and Y/n: *Sweatdrops*
[*legit half of the cast staring intently at Y/n*]
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Sanemi: [*is showering again*] Y/n is so pretty...please have my babies Y/n, if Ren touches you again I'll beat the shit outta him again
Genya: what the hell is he saying?
Sanemi: Please touch me inappropriately Y/n, I don't care where, just do it
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Ren: [*Sneezes*] Is someone talking about me?
Brian: You should be scared Ren...
Ren: Hmmmmm
Brian: .....hm...
Ren: You're gay
Brian: REN WHAT THE HECK??
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Ren: I think everyone is upset about Thanksgiving still.
Brian: You think?
Ren: maybe....
Tanjiro: Ren, I think I kinda hate you
Ren and Brian: [*Slience*]
Ren: WHAT?!
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Sanemi: I hope no one heard me in the shower.
Y/n: Huh? What was that?
Sanemi: G-GO A-A-AWAY!!!
Y/n: What? Is something wrong?
Sanemi: N-NO FUCK OFF
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Ren: I got some Ice Cream for dessert after I'm done cooking the Ham and other stuff, okay?
Brian: Thank you Ren!
Everyone: Thanks Ren
Ren: [*Blushes from embarrassment*]
Uhhh you're welcome!!
Y/n: Wow Ren, husband material ;)
Everyone: [*Slience*] WHAT?!
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Kyojuro: This movie is so boring!
Y/n: I know right? Jeez all the movies that are shown are so damn boring!
Kyojuro: I guess no TV then...
Y/n and Kyojuro: [*Slience*]
Kyojuro: U-Uh s...so what should w-we do?
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HumorWelcome! This book contains swears, sexual content, gruesome details, Please proceed with caution. Kimetsu no Yaiba × Non-binary reader. Demon slayer × Non-binary reader. I rarely see a non binary reader so I decided to create my own! I hope yo...
