📮AMOGUS HUMOR📮

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Requested by: hotmomdoer420

IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG,,, I HOPE YOU STILL LIKE IT THO ✨❤️

During the Despær Bær Game

Reader is Ultimate Gamer

Chiaki: *exists*
Y/n: haha no❤️ *steals talent cutely*

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"Byakuya?"

"Hm?"

"Say I'm pegasus but replace the P with an M."

"Hm...ok. I'm mega sus?" Byakuya sighed with internal pain after he realized what he said. "That's a joke referring to that 'Among Us' game, right?"

"Correct."

"Hmph, I'd never play such a boring game. It's so predictable."

"You've never played among us???" You questioned

"No, why would I? It isn't beneficial in any way."

"For fun??? Give me your monopad." You demanded

"What? Why?"

"So I can download AMOGUS, duh." you said, emphasizing the 'AMOGUS'.

"You are the Ultimate Gamer, not me. Go download it on your own device." Byakuya said, turning away

"I did." You were trying to keep up the conversation because this dude is low-key interesting

"So..?" He trailed off

"Mr. Ying Yang Bear said if I wanted to play Among Us it had to be within our classmates. We can't go online." You explained

Byakuya turned back to you "How many people have agreed?"

"Almost everyone, I just need to convince you and Kyoko." you shrugged

"And how do you intend to do that?" he asked condescendingly

"It could help us with class trials, it's like a practice but we won't die if we get it wrong," you said, "I know that you are already the biggest brain here, but us tiny-atom brained people want to help a little bit." You pleaded dramatically.

Byakuya pushed up his glasses and nodded.
"Fine. I'll play your little game. And I will win both this game and the killing game." Byakuya said, smirking.

"Ok. Didn't ask, but ok." You had already taken his monopod and downloaded the game.
Byakuya's prideful face shifted to confusion.

"How- when did you- what???"

"It's just the burden of perfection I face being Y/n." You put a hand to your forehead, before dropping your hands to your sides. "But I actually don't have a CLUE." You answered with a pun. A fraction of a smile tugged at the corner of Byakuya's lips before retreating back to their stoic position.

That's a weird way to say he almost smiled, internal narrator.

"How did you get through my password?" Byakuya asked, eyebrows furrowed. You just handed him back his Mono-Pad. "I suggest not making it your name, it's incredibly easy to guess it." Byakuya huffed, muttering defeatedly about how you were right.

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EMERGENCY MEETING

Deez: How do I use the vent like Leon did?
Candice: Hiro wth-
KIYOTAKA: Wait, you can use the vents in this game?
Gæmęr: Leon is sus
B.T.: Agreed. That idiotic fortune teller finally proved useful.
Candice: GUYS I SWEAR IT WASNT ME
~Celeste~: :)
Candice: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
makpto: Can someone tell me who Candice is?
Idol <3: Makoto no!!!! o(;△;)o
Candice: hehe...
Candice has been ejected
Candice was the imposter
1 imposter remains

Gæmęr: Who's gonna introduce mACKoTOE to Deez and Candice.
Gæmęr: Beeyackooyah? Do you know who Deez and Candice are? :)))))
B.T.: No, and I do not wish to be aquatinted without them.
Strawberry~blonde: Oh no! I guess you all have sugon!

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"That was not beneficial in any way." Byakuya said as you were both walking to your respective dorms.

"I mean, we did find a killer among us." You punned like punny pun skeleton. "And it was beneficial for bonding with each other. If most of us are 'softhearted' as you put it, then the chances of murder are smaller as we consider each other friends." Byakuya looked mildly shocked.

"You're smarter than you let on."
"You wear more green than the average person." You quickly replied. Byakuya closed his eyes and sighed in annoyance. He opened them when you had gotten to your dorms.

"One question." He asks you. You just wanted to get in your room and unwind from all the interaction with people, but at the same time you didn't want to be on the bad side of an heir of a powerful company. You made a gesture of telling him to continue. He cleared his throat and looked at the floor.

"I obviously know Candice is a name, but what is Deez and Sugon? It's been annoying me all day.I looked in a dictionary, but all the words have been replaced with 'despair' ." Byakuya admitted. You smiled widely like a Cheshire Cat, and analytically stood close to the door, your hand already turning the handle. You forced your face into a mask of emotionlessness, and turned to the blonde.

"Oh, you know. Sugon deez nuts." You said as formally as possible and walked into the dorm, waiting until you had closed the door to burst out  laughing.

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Bonus:

The mastermind laughed manically at the face of shock on the usually composed Togami. Their partner was looking at them with concern.

"S-Sugon deez n-nuts! ITS SO DESPAIRINGLY T-TERRIBLE!" They cackled, hitting the table with such force that it caused a dent.

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