So uhhh, this is my first book sorry if it's cringe.
Mostly just scenarios/one shots.
I try to keep the reader as gender-neutral as possible. (Unless requested otherwise)
Please read the more recent chapters, I promise you that they are much better...
"That's why yo momma dead. Dead as hell." You retort
Byakuya was sh👀k
"What shoes does she have on, Byakuya?"you continue
"You're just jealous of me because all of my friends tell me I look like Beyoncé." He said
"AAHHAHAHAHA BEYONCÉ? BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ? Beyoncé I'm so sorry that this ugly roach thinks he looks like you." You were almost crying from laughter
Suddenly it cuts to Monokuma
"Howdy. This is a madhouse." The bear says trying not to laugh.
———————timeskip—————————
"Is it gay to kiss the homies goodnight?" Taka genuinely asked Mondo
"Nah bro." Mondo said as he kissed Taka on the lips.
"Is he gay or European?" Y/n questioned
"Both." Byakuya said while sipping his tea.
"You were supposed to continue the song idiot." You said
"Sorry I let you down. But I'm never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!" as Byakuya continued to talk, he started to sing and Rick-roll you.
"Yessss pop off QUEEN!" You cheered.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Then the author realized this doesn't really have a plot, so this is the beginning of the actual oneshot] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"WAKEY WAKEY, ITS TIME FO SCHOOL!" You yelled in Byakuya's ear, sometimes he would randomly come to your house and sleep in the guest bedroom. You checked the guest bedroom everyday, and if you saw him you would take him to school.
"Here's your clothes, you yeehonk" you say as you place them on the desk next to his bed
(This is the uniform they wear in DRTHH) ⬇️
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"Why 'yeehonk'?" He questions
"Because you are a clown and a cowboy." You say as you walk out the door and close it to give him privacy. After ten minutes, you decide to tell him that breakfast is ready. You loudly knock on the door before yelling, "GET YO BUTT DOWN HERE BEFORE I EAT YOUR WAFFLES! I WONT HESITATE!"
