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Scar: Sooooo, what do British people drink in the summer?
Grian: Tea. Only tea. There are no other drinks.
Scar: *hesitates* But what if you don't like tea?
Grian: *evil smile* Then the weak dies...
Scar: *shocked* Wha-
Mumbo: Natural selection.
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Ren: Name one way to be nice to a person, Doc.
Doc: Not killing them.
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Grian: I HATE YOU WITH EVERY CENTIMETRE OF MY BODY!!!!!!!!
Mumbo: That's......not that much.
<Grian was killed by irony>
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Head Watcher: I could kill you-
Grian: So could someone else.
*Grian had an emotionless expression on his face*
Grian: So could a dog. Or a dedicated duck.
Grian: Sorry to ruin your bubble but you are not special.
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*back in season six during the Hippie vs Area 77*
Impulse: We should be careful. Area 77 is sort of a gang, we don't want them after us.
*Grian and Impulse go through the secret tunnels to find the time machine*
Grian: Oh yeah! Gangs are terrible things that follow you. Once me and my other two friends were chased by a gang of the Japanese Mafia. They called them selfs Yakuza. That was a whole nightmare.
Impulse: Wha-
Grian: High school. Don't question.
Impulse: I am- CONCERNED
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Grian-based one-shots
FanfictionThe name says it. There will be ships but I am shipping only the Minecraft characters and not real life people. You can write your suggestions in the comments. Hope u enjoy my writing:) (P.S cover is not made by me, if you find the original artist p...
