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*Grian wakes up on an abandoned island in season six. He is every much not ok*
Grian: What happened? Who are you?
Mumbo: My name is Mumbo and who are you?
Grian: Grian. So what happened?
Mumbo: I saved your life. So I guess you owe me?
Grian: No, you saved me and now I'm your problem.
Mumbo*shocked* wha-
Grian: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.
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*Grian on stage*
Grian: Here is an easy and accurate way to find out if your bothering someone:
Grian: Step one: Ask if bothering them, if the answer is yes, then mission accomplished! If they say no, repeat the question every five seconds until they say yes because you are an annoyance, you are bothering them, you are getting on their nerves-
Mumbo: And that's enough Ted Talk for today.
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Tango: If your leg got cut off, would it hurt?
Zed: *facepalms* Well duhhhhh!
Tango: How?
Impulse: Cuz your leg got cut off!
Tango: But were would it hurt?
Zed: In your le- *eyes widen and so does Impulse's*
Tango: *comes up to them and puts one hand on Zed's shoulder and the other on Impulse's* Exactly bruh. How'd you feel the pain in your leg-
Tango, Impulse, Zed: IF YOUR LEG IS GONE
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Scar: *sings* oh my god, look at that face!
Grian: *also sings* If you're near suicidal then you've come to the right place.
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Mumbo: So, I was looking at Ouija boards last night and it said that it's recommended to players over the age of 8. So, let me get something straight; you need to be 18 to smoke, 21 to drink but 8 YEARS OLD TO SUMMON FUCKING SAITEN!!!!!!!
Grian: *pops in spectator mode and flies through an Ouija board* I heard my name. Who called me?
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Grian-based one-shots
FanfictionThe name says it. There will be ships but I am shipping only the Minecraft characters and not real life people. You can write your suggestions in the comments. Hope u enjoy my writing:) (P.S cover is not made by me, if you find the original artist p...
