(Total Drama Action, Malibu) Malibu is back, and she's ready to win season 2 of the hot reality TV competition, 'Total Drama!' After a very stressful season one, Malibu is hungrier than ever for that One Million Dollars... friendships will be tested...
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"All crew on set! Call time is four a.m.!" Chris announces through his bullhorn. "...I love this thing."
You've got to be kidding me!
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"Crew? I am not crew! I don't even want to be here, no one does. The least Chris could do for screwing us all over is let us sleep in."
"I do love and appreciate my fans, I do. It's Chris who I can't stand. Don't let that pretty face fool you. He's getting crazier every episode. It's like he loves torturing us, and honestly, I will always appreciate the good times I've had with my new friends, but I don't know how long we can keep this up."
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"This continuing sadistic wake up call is messing with the natural rhythms of my mind clock. My mojo will be destroyed," Harold says as he and the rest of us file out of our trailer.
"You're on a film set now, and you're gonna learn that show biz is not all red carpets and pool parties. Today you're gonna get schooled on how tough on-set production life can be," Chris announces.
I don't need to know how tough on set production life is, because my real life is tough- Ok, maybe I'm overreacting. I actually have a pretty good life. I have an incredible fanbase, my dreams of having a successful shoe line is coming true, I can feel it! I've met some incredible people I'm lucky to call my best friends, and I have a wonderful mom who plays both rolls and does it wonderfully. I'm grateful for everything I have, it's just these past few months have kicked my ass. I was cheated out of $100,000, my father started a new family and I didn't even know until I found out on television. Warner betrayed me and used me for his sick game, and I know I was angry last night, but after I calmed down... I was just sad! Duncan really hurt me, and the worst part is, I don't think he even knows or care for that matter!
"Trent, Gwen, it's time to pick your teammates."
"We're not gonna get all competitive and nasty, are we?" Trent asks Gwen.
"Absolutely not. We learned from last season, right?"
I'm actually kind of jealous of their relationship. Of course I'm still happy for them, Gwen is one of my best friends, but seeing them be so supportive of each other, seeing how Trent isn't afraid to commit to Gwen, I can't help but feel the way I do. I wish I had that with Duncan, but I doubt I ever will, and that really hurts.
"Okay, let's get this bloodbath started," Chris says. "You're gonna choose schoolyard style. Boy, girl, boy, girl. Ladies first. Since we have no ladies here, Gwen."
