Wrong number (HxH)

Chapter 9

Hot people
(Phantom troupe groupchat)

Cool kid is now online

Cool kid
Y'all ever wonder if your life is a
book or somethin-

2 people are now online

Shalnark
Now I do-

Mother
That's literally the dumbest thing
I've ever heard

Cool kid
No like hear me out-

Cool kid
I get added to a random chat that's
not very common then I get to stay-
that's also not common-

Cool kid
and your all trying to make
sure I don't know your murders-

Chrollo is now online

Chrollo
We're not murderers

Cool kid
Then where do you all work??

Cool kid
Because this is a "work" chat

Cool kid
Plus what work has so little dress
code that one of you is a clo-

Hisoka is now online

Hisoka
Magician*~

Cool kid
But what job do y'all have-

Chrollo
That's private however we're all to
nice to be murderers aren't we?

Cool kid
Y'all being nice could be a act- or
Y'all are nice to people you like

Cool kid
Not all murderers are heartless-

Shalnark
You think I'm acting 😢

Shalnark
I thought we were friends 💔

Cool kid
Manipulation🧐

Shalnark
Ouch 😭💔

Cool kid
It makes sense-

Mother
The book has no plot then

Cool kid
Fair point- but it could be fanfiction
or something

Cool kid
I'm just saying it's possible-

Mother
I think I lost brain cells listening
to you-

Cool kid
It's possible tho-

Shalnark
😭💔😭💔

Cool kid
Sorry?

Chrollo
It's possible not likely though

Cool kid
See-

Mother
I think I would know if I was
in a show or book

Cool kid
True-